My name is Master and I'm an Eggaholic

MasterC

Driving restrictions are lifted so I ran my first errand. After returning from the BBQ store and Jimmy the butcher, my wife shakes her head and said, I think your obsessed with your eggs.....maybe

I'll wait until tomorrow to show her my new egg bistro cup.

Gulfcoastguy

And we will give you 12 ways to spend more money. That’s what a 12 step program is isn’t it?

Ozzie_Isaac

I would say it is cheaper than a mistress, but I don't think it is.

GrateEggspectations

MasterC said:

Driving restrictions are lifted so I ran my first errand. After returning from the BBQ store and Jimmy the butcher, my wife shakes her head and said, I think your obsessed with your eggs.....maybe

I'll wait until tomorrow to show her my new egg bistro cup.

The only thing more fun than having an obsession with your Eggs is having a wife who is obsessed with your Eggs. 

ArvadaMan

Hi Master….Welcome to the meeting.

We are all in eggaholics anonymous here.

I bought my first egg 22 years ago.  When I bought it,  my wife said “Are you nuts paying that much for a barbecue grill?”  Two weeks later she was asking “Why didn’t you get a bigger one?”  Apparently she changed her my mind on my egg addiction.

caliking

Ozzie_Isaac said:

I would say it is cheaper than a mistress, but I don't think it is.

She has become somewhat immune to it now, but whenever caliqueen would have something to say about bbq gear spending, my line was " I don't do drugs, and I'm not having affair, so this is okay."

I occasionally didn't have to sleep on the couch afterwards. 

JohnInCarolina

Ozzie_Isaac said:

I would say it is cheaper than a mistress, but I don't think it is.

Kinda depends on just how cheap... or expensive... your mistress is. 

ArvadaMan

I have three eggs.

The first is a small I paid full retail for. 

The second is a large that my wife won in a raffle at the second egg fest we attended.  She bought $8 dollars worth of tickets.  

The third is another small I found at a thrift store.  The store had no clue what it was. The previous owner had no idea how to use it. A new gasket, draft door, and $90 dollars later it was happily smoking alongside the other two.  

My addiction has been pretty inexpensive.

I am truly a blessed man this and every other Thanksgiving!

MasterC

ArvadaMan it appears you were meant to be an Egghead.

ArvadaMan

I try.  My family is more than willing to encourage my efforts.