Finally broke 80

nolaegghead

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

littlerascal56 said:

Dude....are you smoking dope or what?  Your post makes ZERO sense . 

It's really not all that difficult to understand.  I'll help you out.  Step one: find the river of sewage in the picture.  Step two: realize that the red cap at the end is one of these:



Step three: look at the hats in your own closet.  

John... so glad you can help me out, since you are so smart...you are not going to be a happy camper after the election in November. This will not go your way, so you might want to prepare yourself for the inevitable.  I’ll mail you some MAGA red caps after the election results are in. They make cool golf caps.

How's getting out of sending John some hats working out for you?  I guess John did all that work preparing for the inevitable for nothing.

thetrim

Congrats.  I break 80 every time I go out and play 9 holes.

bradleya123

SaltySam said:

This isn’t even cooking related.  It’s doubly off-topic.  But I am telling everyone I know.  This forum allows me to tell people I don’t know, as well.  

I broke 80 today on a legit golf course.  I went 42/37 and finished with a six foot downhill putt for birdie to clinch it.  

I was on the bogey/three putt train for three holes and somehow managed to finish par-birdie.  

If you were within a six mile radius of Omaha, you may have heard me shouting.  

Atta Boy!!!  I broke 70 for the first time about a month ago on Pinehurst #3, it's a par 68 with harder and smaller greens than #2.  Great job!!

JohnInCarolina

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

littlerascal56 said:

Dude....are you smoking dope or what?  Your post makes ZERO sense . 

It's really not all that difficult to understand.  I'll help you out.  Step one: find the river of sewage in the picture.  Step two: realize that the red cap at the end is one of these:



Step three: look at the hats in your own closet.  

John... so glad you can help me out, since you are so smart...you are not going to be a happy camper after the election in November. This will not go your way, so you might want to prepare yourself for the inevitable.  I’ll mail you some MAGA red caps after the election results are in. They make cool golf caps.

Haha I had completely forgotten about this post.  You are the gift that keeps on giving.

SaltySam

Of course you guys refresh this thread when it’s 40 degrees,  cloudy and a chance of mist in Nebraska.  My clubs are packed away for the winter. 

Buncha jerks.  

Buncha petty, petty, hilarious jerks.  

TechsasJim

Congrats on breaking 80, wish I saw this thread earlier this year.    I play 1-2x/wk and it's always great to nail your goal, whatever it may be.    Of course lately for me I've been crap on the front and have to be a back 9 hero.