OT - Having A Great Day?

Fred19Flintstone

I sure am!  My MIL just left our place after a two week stay.  She’s headed back to Florida in a roundabout way and I shouldn’t see her until Thanksgiving.  Does that make me a bad person?  All I gotta say is she ain’t your MIL.

So I’m having a wonderful day!  How about you?

WeberWho

Softball tonight. I was told to bring the Blackstone for tailgating. Teammate is doing a grilled cheese bar. 

DoubleEgger

“Guests, like fish, start to smell after three days” - Ben Franklin 

DoubleEgger

I did eat at the Varsity today so I’ve got that going for me. 

NCSmoky

YukonRon

Does Wilma know you said this?

Gulfcoastguy

Did you gas up her broom for her?

Fred19Flintstone

What a wonderful day!  I also managed to get a

lousubcap

@Fred19Flintstone You may be crossing the TMI line right there.  But good for you-hip replacement and all! 

FlyOverCountry

It’s not a great day without a BJ.

Fred19Flintstone

YukonRon said:

Does Wilma know you said this?

Of course not, but it wouldn't surprise her.  One of my MIL's endearing qualities, is her ability to irritate people including Wilma.  This trip, she re-arranged the kitchen so that its difficult to find things.  I think it was last year, she decided to re-arrange the garage while I was at work.  My eggs and related stuff are there.  My ash tool came up missing.  It's pointless asking the old battleaxe where she put stuff because she's pushing 80 and can't remember where she puts things.  I found my ash tool a couple of weeks later stuffed in my golf bag.   

DoubleEgger

Fred19Flintstone said:  I found my ash tool a couple of weeks later stuffed in my golf bag.   

northGAcock

You should have had her out cutting the grass. 

Acn

northGAcock said:

You should have had her out cutting the grass. 

This.  If she is going to do something to fill her day, you need to direct it.

Fred19Flintstone

Acn said:

northGAcock said:

You should have had her out cutting the grass. 

This.  If she is going to do something to fill her day, you need to direct it.

She takes no direction.  Her style is to give direction.  This is the advice I follow (1 minute tip of the day) before I say something regrettable:

https://youtu.be/JTurSi0LhJs

johnmitchell

I had a great bowel movement this morning.. Thats always a great start to the day.

shtgunal3

johnmitchell said:

I had a great bowel movement this morning.. Thats always a great start to the day.

Not to one up you or anything but I’ve already had two.