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RRP
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LOVE LETTER
 
Dearest One,

I will seek and find you.
 
I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.
 
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, and beg me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be so relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I’m finished with you, you will be weak for many days.

All my love,

The Flu

P.S. You are now a senior citizen, so, stop thinking about sex and go get your flu shot!

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