OT - Watch Your Language. Don't Insult Vegans

WeberWho

You can't even make this stuff up. True story. This is what vegans want you to start saying instead:

Gulfcoastguy

What cultest want and want and what they get are seldom the same.

DoubleEgger

This is what mouthy vegans need. 

rtgurley

GATraveller

Yet to address:
Beat your meat
Bopping the bologna

The Cen-Tex Smoker

GATraveller said:

Yet to address:
Beat your meat
Bopping the bologna

Beat your meat: Tug your tofu

bopping your bologna: slapping the seitan 

next? 

Grillin_beers

Theyre the ones that should be apologizing.... they are eating the food my food eats! 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

DMW

Orrin Hatch's Twitter response to coverage of this by The Independent was some of the best trolling I've seen yet.

https://twitter.com/senorrinhatch/status/1069963284814708738

blasting

Why would you feed a fed horse, or take a flower out by the thorns??

I think vegans need more protein for their brains to work better.  Maybe a steak would help.

HeavyG

blasting said:

Why would you feed a fed horse, or take a flower out by the thorns??

I think vegans need more protein for their brains to work better.  Maybe a steak would help.

Why would you flog a dead horse? What does that imply?

Isn't it trying to convey the same message as feeding a fed horse?

I think some carnivores need to eat more brain food, perhaps a big bowl of sprouts.

blasting

HeavyG said:

I think some carnivores need to eat more brain food, perhaps a big bowl of sprouts.

This is the most offensive thing I've ever seen posted on this forum.  

Eggcelsior

I think cannibals need to eat more brains to absorb the knowledge and wisdom from their enemies (and kuru - prions FTW)

HeavyG

blasting said:

HeavyG said:

I think some carnivores need to eat more brain food, perhaps a big bowl of sprouts.

This is the most offensive thing I've ever seen posted on this forum.  

Yummmm, sprouts are your friend.

Except for those times when they try to kill you - https://www.foodsafety.gov/keep/types/fruits/sprouts.html

WeberWho

Vegan Hunters

Dobie

I thought we wacked them all with the Romaine lettuce now this. 

HeavyG

Dobie said:

I thought we wacked them all with the Romaine lettuce now this. 

Methinks the Vegan's are striking back - https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2018/12/04/ground-beef-recall-jbs-tolleson-expands-12-million-pounds/2200515002/

blasting

WeberWho said:

Vegan Hunters

I'd set my DVR for that.

GrateEggspectations

blasting said:

WeberWho said:

Vegan Hunters

I'd set my DVR for that.

I would as well - especially if it is vegans that are being hunted. 

ryantt

@WeberWho I literal spit out pop all over my desk at work.  

chipman

 Are we taking ourselves a little too seriously? Asking for a friend.

Botch

blasting said:

WeberWho said:

Vegan Hunters

I'd set my DVR for that.

I'd have a neighbor kid set mine, for that...

Rascal

I'm wondering what they'll want to replace "grab the bull by the horns" with...

WeberWho

Rascal said:

I'm wondering what they'll want to replace "grab the bull by the horns" with...

If I had to put money on it I'd say, "Taking the flower by the thorns".