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OT - Tips to look after your husband
GrateEggspectations
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Bwah Ha Ha. ROFLMAO!! I was born a few years too late.Signal Mountain, TN
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I got punched in the face by SWMBO just for reading this. Lol~ John - Formerly known as ColtsFan - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, Ardore Pizza Oven
Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers! -
Umm, that is a how to piss off your wife list.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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“Be a little gay...His boring day may need a lift.” My favorite line.Jefferson, GA
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
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My Beautiful Wife has yet to stop laughing, following my reading to her of that diatribe.
I am worried, her laugh not only seems hysterical, but maniacal as well. I am now afraid to sleep."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
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You guys are amateurs. I’ve had a laminated copy of this for 14 years. It was on the fridge for 4-5 yrs until we moved. It’s going back up on the basement fridge tonight.

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And Marissa blacked out "good wife's" and inserted "Michael's". I know how it works.DoubleEgger said:You guys are amateurs. I’ve had a laminated copy of this for 14 years. It was on the fridge for 4-5 yrs until we moved. It’s going back up on the basement fridge tonight.
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
I am calling bull **** on that one Michael."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
I just posted that on Facebook and tagged my wife. I'm gonna wake up on the wrong side of the sun...They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
You should continue drinking into the wee hours.DMW said:I just posted that on Facebook and tagged my wife. I'm gonna wake up on the wrong side of the sun...Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
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I'm with you!!blasting said:
Is there a petition to sign, or a movement to join?
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
The irony is that I find myself doing many (most?)of those things... For her.#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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Check your twig and berries in the morning...DMW said:I just posted that on Facebook and tagged my wife. I'm gonna wake up on the wrong side of the sun...______________________________________________I love lamp.. -
Hide the super glue.nolaegghead said:
Check your twig and berries in the morning...DMW said:I just posted that on Facebook and tagged my wife. I'm gonna wake up on the wrong side of the sun..."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
And the chain cutter.YukonRon said:
Hide the super glue.nolaegghead said:
Check your twig and berries in the morning...DMW said:I just posted that on Facebook and tagged my wife. I'm gonna wake up on the wrong side of the sun...Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga -
I think I'll just sleep on the couch in the basement...nolaegghead said:
Check your twig and berries in the morning...DMW said:I just posted that on Facebook and tagged my wife. I'm gonna wake up on the wrong side of the sun...They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
Be very careful, they can smell fear."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
Ah, now I understand why the Repub’s keep wanting to drag us back to the 1950’s...LBGE (still waitin' for my free T-Shirt), DIgiQ DX2 (In Blue, cause it's the fastest), Heavy Duty Kick Ash Basket, Mc Farland, WI.

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I don't think the 50s are all it is cracked up to be. I think all the old timers made this stuff up. Like walking to school uphill both ways.XC242 said:Ah, now I understand why the Repub’s keep wanting to drag us back to the 1950’s...
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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I had to walk uphill both ways. To school the school was on top of a hill so it was up hill. From school home was up a different hill so it was up hill. No blizzards or newspapers for shoes though.Ozzie_Isaac said:
I don't think the 50s are all it is cracked up to be. I think all the old timers made this stuff up. Like walking to school uphill both ways.XC242 said:Ah, now I understand why the Repub’s keep wanting to drag us back to the 1950’s...Near San Francisco in California -
You got used to it.baychilla said:
I had to walk uphill both ways. To school the school was on top of a hill so it was up hill. From school home was up a different hill so it was up hill. No blizzards or newspapers for shoes though.Ozzie_Isaac said:
I don't think the 50s are all it is cracked up to be. I think all the old timers made this stuff up. Like walking to school uphill both ways.XC242 said:Ah, now I understand why the Repub’s keep wanting to drag us back to the 1950’s..."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
Ok. Ask Marissa when you see her.YukonRon said:I am calling bull **** on that one Michael. -
Here is a better format for the fridge...lol

Thank you,DarianGalveston Texas -
i would put that list right next to the honey doo list
fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
I was thinking that might had been sticking out of your ear, after she read it.DoubleEgger said:
Ok. Ask Marissa when you see her.YukonRon said:I am calling bull **** on that one Michael.
I won't ask. You all are very cool, and I do not wish to start any shid. You are a brave soul."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
I think we are going about this in a totally opposite manner. Is there a "Naughty Wife's Guide" downloadable anywhere?
Asking for a friend."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
______________________________________________I love lamp..
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