OT - Gordon Ramsay Roasts Dishes on Twitter

pgprescott

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker- hey Gordon what do you think about my egg picture.

Gordon - I can cut that cleaner with my butt cheeks.

Hey Gordon, what do you think of my glowing golden amoebatillas?

This coming from the guy that saves my pictures. One day you might learn how to take decent pictures. Keep saving my stuff and you might learn something. You'll likely quit, because that's what you do.  

Um, pot meet kettle. Well, you earned it Thunder buddy!

JohnInCarolina

HeavyG said:

GrillSgt said:

Anyone seen @pgprescott? This is usually his bailiwick. Hasn’t been around much since his guarantee of some national meltdown. Alex Jones promised double pinky swore it. 

Probably just reloading his queue with chihuahua pix to hand out some more sick burns.

You guys just had the wrong thread I guess. 

Ozzie_Isaac

pgprescott said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker- hey Gordon what do you think about my egg picture.

Gordon - I can cut that cleaner with my butt cheeks.

Hey Gordon, what do you think of my glowing golden amoebatillas?

This coming from the guy that saves my pictures. One day you might learn how to take decent pictures. Keep saving my stuff and you might learn something. You'll likely quit, because that's what you do.  

Um, pot meet kettle. Well, you earned it Thunder buddy!

Ummm, I promised myself I would stay out of this sh!t fest.  @nolaegghead may be many things, but I have never known him to quit anything.  Dude is crazy skilled at just about eveything he does.

Btw, that Chihuahua suit is pretty cool.  Love the orange and camo combo with stegasorous back blades.

tarheelmatt

pgprescott said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker- hey Gordon what do you think about my egg picture.

Gordon - I can cut that cleaner with my butt cheeks.

Hey Gordon, what do you think of my glowing golden amoebatillas?

This coming from the guy that saves my pictures. One day you might learn how to take decent pictures. Keep saving my stuff and you might learn something. You'll likely quit, because that's what you do.  

Um, pot meet kettle. Well, you earned it Thunder buddy!

Pete, you have to be the dumbest mutha that ever crapped between two shoes. 

This thread had nothing to do with you or Focker, but he decided to try and troll someone with a saved picture of mine. I happened to come across that hacksawed egg picture because it was reposted. 

I haven't tried to stir anything up, but you and Focker doesn't stop, but quick to call someone out about you two being ganged up on.

Ozzie_Isaac

Focker said:

Hey Gordon,
What do you think of my 14 hr smoked brisket via the Aaron Franklin Method at Brisket Camp?

Why do you egg people on?  Things seemed to calm down, but then you drop a deuce in a fun thread?

Focker

tarheelmatt said:

Hey Gordon, what do you think about how tarheelmatt wiped the floor with Focker on the Thanksgiving throw down?

Haha.. I spanked that butt of yours in one hour. 

Your roll up of the most overrated, dry, Thanksgiving side, with more twice cooked white meat inside it!?  Wonder what Gordon would pick out of the two? 

Yeah, chicks dig guys with skillz...computer hacking skillz, nunchuck skillz, making turds look delectable skillz.  

Focker

Hey Gordon, what do you think of my sous vided Snack Packs?

tarheelmatt

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Hey Gordon, what do you think about how tarheelmatt wiped the floor with Focker on the Thanksgiving throw down?

Haha.. I spanked that butt of yours in one hour. 

Your roll up of the most overrated, dry, Thanksgiving side, with more twice cooked white meat inside it!?  Wonder what Gordon would pick out of the two? 

Yeah, chicks dig guys with skillz...computer hacking skillz, nunchuck skillz, making turds look delectable skillz.  

LOL.. Yeah, turkey bits in noodles was so over the top. 

I waxed you azz son. You probably hanging on to that photo too. 

Focker

nolaegghead said:

Focker said:

nolaegghead said:

Focker said:

Hey Gordon,
What do you think of my 14 hr smoked brisket via the Aaron Franklin Method at Brisket Camp?

Gordon's reply: you really need to get laid.  Something's stopped up somewhere in there.  Donkey.

Hey now yipper, you're the one posting close up pizza pics of twice baked dough with no spring. 

I did twice bake a pizza once when I was grilling it direct 15 years ago.  Was damn good, too.

Ramsey:  Get your track suit properly pressed and find a girlfriend.  And if you're trying to drown that prime rib, you might as well throw it in the loo.

So cute when you're yippin and feisty, so predictable. Lol

Kim, just know, when it comes to sex life, my nuclear button is much bigger than yours.  The football, and biscuit are always on the ready, but it would take a sentinel event, to engage with that kind of force.  I apologized, and personally vowed, not to tread down that hole again.  

Focker

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Hey Gordon, what do you think about how tarheelmatt wiped the floor with Focker on the Thanksgiving throw down?

Haha.. I spanked that butt of yours in one hour. 

Your roll up of the most overrated, dry, Thanksgiving side, with more twice cooked white meat inside it!?  Wonder what Gordon would pick out of the two? 

Yeah, chicks dig guys with skillz...computer hacking skillz, nunchuck skillz, making turds look delectable skillz.  

LOL.. Yeah, turkey bits in noodles was so over the top. 

I waxed you azz son. You probably hanging on to that photo too. 

Truth be told, that dish was done before the throwdown post.

Ozzie_Isaac

Focker said:

nolaegghead said:

Focker said:

nolaegghead said:

Focker said:

Hey Gordon,
What do you think of my 14 hr smoked brisket via the Aaron Franklin Method at Brisket Camp?

Gordon's reply: you really need to get laid.  Something's stopped up somewhere in there.  Donkey.

Hey now yipper, you're the one posting close up pizza pics of twice baked dough with no spring. 

I did twice bake a pizza once when I was grilling it direct 15 years ago.  Was damn good, too.

Ramsey:  Get your track suit properly pressed and find a girlfriend.  And if you're trying to drown that prime rib, you might as well throw it in the loo.

So cute when you're yippin and feisty, so predictable. Lol

Kim, just know, when it comes to sex life, my nuclear button is much bigger than yours.  The football, and biscuit are always on the ready, but it would take a sentinel event, to engage with that kind of force.  I apologized, and personally vowed, not to tread down that hole again.  

Will you please translate.  I think I am missing key banter from previous threads to decipher.

Focker

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Focker said:

Hey Gordon,
What do you think of my 14 hr smoked brisket via the Aaron Franklin Method at Brisket Camp?

Why do you egg people on?  Things seemed to calm down, but then you drop a deuce in a fun thread?

When duty calls, you make it a fun thread.

Focker

pgprescott said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker- hey Gordon what do you think about my egg picture.

Gordon - I can cut that cleaner with my butt cheeks.

Hey Gordon, what do you think of my glowing golden amoebatillas?

This coming from the guy that saves my pictures. One day you might learn how to take decent pictures. Keep saving my stuff and you might learn something. You'll likely quit, because that's what you do.  

Um, pot meet kettle. Well, you earned it Thunder buddy!

The hua hua pics are the best, and an accurate analogy to boot!  Tough little hunter in camo!

tarheelmatt

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Hey Gordon, what do you think about how tarheelmatt wiped the floor with Focker on the Thanksgiving throw down?

Haha.. I spanked that butt of yours in one hour. 

Your roll up of the most overrated, dry, Thanksgiving side, with more twice cooked white meat inside it!?  Wonder what Gordon would pick out of the two? 

Yeah, chicks dig guys with skillz...computer hacking skillz, nunchuck skillz, making turds look delectable skillz.  

LOL.. Yeah, turkey bits in noodles was so over the top. 

I waxed you azz son. You probably hanging on to that photo too. 

Truth be told, that dish was done before the throwdown post.

LOL.. Still has nothing to do with your butt getting handed to you. In one hour no less. 

We can give you a participation trophy if you want one little buddy. Appears you've been given one a lot in your time.

I'm out dude, keep posting. Doesn't make a rip to me. If it makes you feel good about yourself to troll my threads, go for it. 

JohnInCarolina

Focker said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Focker said:

Hey Gordon,
What do you think of my 14 hr smoked brisket via the Aaron Franklin Method at Brisket Camp?

Why do you egg people on?  Things seemed to calm down, but then you drop a deuce in a fun thread?

When duty calls, you make it a fun thread.

In other words, Ozzie, he’s just a jackass.

Focker

JohnInCarolina said:

Focker said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Focker said:

Hey Gordon,
What do you think of my 14 hr smoked brisket via the Aaron Franklin Method at Brisket Camp?

Why do you egg people on?  Things seemed to calm down, but then you drop a deuce in a fun thread?

When duty calls, you make it a fun thread.

In other words, Ozzie, he’s just a jackass.

Snack Packs with Reddi Wip on top.

nolaegghead

Focker said:

nolaegghead said:

Focker said:

nolaegghead said:

Focker said:

Hey Gordon,
What do you think of my 14 hr smoked brisket via the Aaron Franklin Method at Brisket Camp?

Gordon's reply: you really need to get laid.  Something's stopped up somewhere in there.  Donkey.

Hey now yipper, you're the one posting close up pizza pics of twice baked dough with no spring. 

I did twice bake a pizza once when I was grilling it direct 15 years ago.  Was damn good, too.

Ramsey:  Get your track suit properly pressed and find a girlfriend.  And if you're trying to drown that prime rib, you might as well throw it in the loo.

So cute when you're yippin and feisty, so predictable. Lol

Kim, just know, when it comes to sex life, my nuclear button is much bigger than yours.  The football, and biscuit are always on the ready, but it would take a sentinel event, to engage with that kind of force.  I apologized, and personally vowed, not to tread down that hole again.  

nolaegghead

JohnInCarolina

Focker said:

JohnInCarolina said:

Focker said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Focker said:

Hey Gordon,
What do you think of my 14 hr smoked brisket via the Aaron Franklin Method at Brisket Camp?

Why do you egg people on?  Things seemed to calm down, but then you drop a deuce in a fun thread?

When duty calls, you make it a fun thread.

In other words, Ozzie, he’s just a jackass.

Snack Packs with Reddi Wip on top.

Yawn.

Focker

https://youtu.be/5m-ddwJtICU

bgebrent

Focker said:

https://youtu.be/5m-ddwJtICU

Is that yours?

GATraveller

Wait.....There's no Flavortown?

pgprescott

tarheelmatt said:

pgprescott said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker said:

tarheelmatt said:

Focker- hey Gordon what do you think about my egg picture.

Gordon - I can cut that cleaner with my butt cheeks.

Hey Gordon, what do you think of my glowing golden amoebatillas?

This coming from the guy that saves my pictures. One day you might learn how to take decent pictures. Keep saving my stuff and you might learn something. You'll likely quit, because that's what you do.  

Um, pot meet kettle. Well, you earned it Thunder buddy!

Pete, you have to be the dumbest mutha that ever crapped between two shoes. 

This thread had nothing to do with you or Focker, but he decided to try and troll someone with a saved picture of mine. I happened to come across that hacksawed egg picture because it was reposted. 

I haven't tried to stir anything up, but you and Focker doesn't stop, but quick to call someone out about you two being ganged up on.

@theyolksonyou included me in this thread for no reason. I actually have noticed you steering clear of the bs. I in turn steered clear of any bs related to you. I didn’t stir this up at all. Not a bit. You had to take the bait though. I Had to point out the hypocrisy on this one though. It was too rich. I don’t understand why yolk thinks I’m Brandon. I’m not. Like I said earlier, I like brisket. Cheers! 

pgprescott

PS @tarheelmatt : I understand if you want to rip Yolk, John, and Kerry a new one in private. After all, they are your buddies. No need to bring attention to their repeated stuff in public. It’s a good move on your part. 

JohnInCarolina

pgprescott

JohnInCarolina said:

I see Johns up having his morning Joe. LOL!

tarheelmatt

 More roasting: 

https://youtu.be/btUKx5QO-rc

tarheelmatt

https://youtu.be/MqSv21Qsi0Y

tarheelmatt

https://youtu.be/qAhgym3ROXc

tarheelmatt

https://youtu.be/C8_kM9KFppg