From where I am sitting.....this is a solution in search of a problem....

northGAcock

....never really had the need for this type of product while homegating or tailgating......What say you?

http://stone-breaker.com/c-8-tailgating.aspx 

theyolksonyou

But you drink out of cans, you cretin. 

billt01

If I saw anyone wearing those at a function I was attending, I would leave immediately..

A guy wearing those is like a big rock landing in the deep body of water..


Da Douche

Jeremiah

They're for millennials. 

Dyal_SC

@Jeremiah has bottle openers built into his coozies. 

ryantt

@Jeremiah those dang millennials are going to be the death of me.  For goodness sake please wear something other than pajama pants or skinny jeans and high tops. 

Dobie

Jeremiah said:

They're for millennials. 

They just get someone else to open it for them. 

Jeremiah

Dyal_SC said:

@Jeremiah has bottle openers built into his coozies. 

That's being resourceful. 

Carolina Q

"a solution in search of a problem." 

Like most things we discuss on here? 

slovelad

As a millennial ... this saddens me greatly... we should be figuring out ways for he bottle to open themselves. We are going backwards here

Ozzie_Isaac

I use my teeth.  This must be for the older generation who have no teeth.

Botch

I'm not a millennial, but I would think this would be cool as hell during a tailgate, to open a beer for a visitor with your palm.
The bass player/leader of my last band could open a bottle of beer with his forearm, never seen that before or since.  
 
Take away my man card, I don't care anymore at this point.  

Ozzie_Isaac

I watched a friend try to show off by using his teeth.  He accidently  bit the top of the bottle off.  I give him props though, he spit the cap out, then chewed and swallowed the glass.

bgebrent

Ozzie_Isaac said:

I watched a friend try to show off by using his teeth.  He accidently  bit the top of the bottle off.  I give him props though, he spit the cap out, then chewed and swallowed the glass.

Silica is a good digestion aid.

Kelso

I just open bottles with my wedding ring.  

Toxarch

This is better than the Reef (and other brands) sandals and flip flops that have the bottle opener on the bottom. Imagine all you might step in and then using that to open something your mouth is going on.

YukonRon

Give me a set of those gloves when they are made with a cork screw.

sumoconnell

I can open bottles with my wedding ring.  That might be my most useful skill.  

I like the shiner beer commercial...
Q: "Why does shiner have twist tops?"
A: "So you can get the beer out!"

Mosca

Anyone who can't figure out how to open a beer bottle with whatever is at hand is too stupid to drink.

jakebge

I love American innovation.