G$% D&*#@ Dog

Cashfan

Petey is keeping an eye on supper.....

Hokie_Smoker

@LetsEat

Is Gordy a Newfie?  Great dogs.

DoubleEgger

I was expecting one of those dog shaming signs 

pgprescott

The cats just lick your food and you never know it unless you catch em. Ugh. 

Dyal_SC

Always liked this meme:

bgebrent

Love all your dogs, they are awesome, cuz they're yours.  Cats are easy and have never altered a meal plan nor required a kennel.  Meow.

theyolksonyou

bgebrent said:

Love all your dogs, they are awesome, cuz they're yours.  Cats are easy and have never altered a meal plan nor required a kennel.  Meow.

We had a cat when I lived with my parents that was constantly licking the butter. Nothing like getting out the butter and finding tongue tracks. 

StillH2OEgger

I hope those of you who've had dinner plans altered by your pup don't take this personal (I would certainly feel differently if it was my filet), but I'm cheering for the dogs!

yljkt

Yeah this thread reminds me of why I have never had a dog. Too many friends with too many "cute" stories of destruction. No offence to dog lovers. I just don't have the patience tho. 

Hub

One of the greatest things in the history of life is dogs.  The more I learn about people, the more I love my two dogs.  They are heaven on Earth.

blasting

Great stories.  Makes me very glad my dog has short legs, and can't jump worth beans.

Eggcelsior

My dog eats wipes, "feminine hygiene products", and diapers from the bathroom garbage can when my wonderful children leave the door open. Nothing quite like the surprise I find when I'm picking up her poop or when she vomits up a bilious baby wipe onto the carpet, 3 inches from the hardwood floor where it would have been so much easier to clean. I've moved past the urge to choke her and will just let the bowel obstruction take care of it. Knowing my luck, she'll still be trolling the waste bins for "treats" when my toddlers are being visited by Aunt Flow in 11-12 years. 

bgebrent

explain to me why you own a dog?

Eggcelsior

Me? Because I love dogs and she's a rescue. Just a really weird poodle, that's all. You should see her around balloons.

My cat is even better. She has ruined 6,000 dollars worth of furniture by scratching the **** out of it. Plus, 2 carpets with the vomiting of the hairballs. 

Pets, they're just like people!

bgebrent

Eggcelsior said:

Me? Because I love dogs and she's a rescue. Just a really weird poodle, that's all. You should see her around balloons.

My cat is even better. She has ruined 6,000 dollars worth of furniture by scratching the **** out of it. Plus, 2 carpets with the vomiting of the hairballs. 

Pets, they're just like people!

Kudos to you for the rescue brother!  Lets talk 
Cats!

Elijah

Eggcelsior said:

My dog eats wipes, "feminine hygiene products", and diapers from the bathroom garbage can when my wonderful children leave the door open. Nothing quite like the surprise I find when I'm picking up her poop or when she vomits up a bilious baby wipe onto the carpet, 3 inches from the hardwood floor where it would have been so much easier to clean. I've moved past the urge to choke her and will just let the bowel obstruction take care of it. Knowing my luck, she'll still be trolling the waste bins for "treats" when my toddlers are being visited by Aunt Flow in 11-12 years. 

http://www.amazon.com/Folex-Carpet-Spot-Remover-32/dp/B001B0V5GG

Can't vouch for your carpets, but it works on mine really well. They also offer it in gallon sizes....

Toxarch

My (formerly alive) dog learned a log time ago not to take any food off any table. Didn't matter if it was a dog treat on a coffee table, he wouldn't touch it until told to do so, and it better be partially hanging off the edge before he would take it. He always knew when I was grilling and would follow me out the door. Found a good spot nearby to guard me from the deer and squirrels while I cooked. Then followed me in and laid down off to the side while we ate (never begged except for dog treats) and then waited for scraps in his bowl. He wouldn't even go eat the scraps in his bowl until told to do so. Now, if anything hit the floor at anytime during the preparation, it would never make the 5 second rule because it was eaten before then. He always laid down where he could see the floor by your feet from across the room. You had about 2 seconds to decide if you were going to pick it up before he crossed the room and got it. Less cleanup for me.

ar15203

I have to kittens that will take food from the counter. I turned around the other day and they had a chicken thigh on the fool chowing down. Everything goes in the oven or micro if unattended.