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___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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This is the perfect gag for the office this yearXL BGE, KJ classic, Joe Jr, UDS x2
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Someone at the Utard Dept of Transportation has a great sense of humor!
___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.The three men had always done everything together.Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'The mortician thought this was rather strange.So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.Roll him over.'The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley 'The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two ****.''What? He had two ****?' asked the mortician.'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:'There's Stanley with them two ****.'
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Indian Wanting Coffee:
He says to the waiter:
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day."NOVEMBER 2016--- VOTE WISELY!
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@Lit - the ending of that Miss Universe pageant was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time on live TV."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Hillary Rotten Clinton shat her pants suit at the last Dem debate and had to await a replacement, delaying her return after the commercial break!!~~
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"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
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Oh, those must be the 0.25 caliber for the hexagonal barrel. Very dangerous indeed.
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Unless you're Miss Colombia...JohnInCarolina said:@Lit - the ending of that Miss Universe pageant was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time on live TV. -
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___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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Somehow I see a trip to Walmart in his future.XL BGE, KJ classic, Joe Jr, UDS x2
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It only happened because she didn't register her drone with the gubament.Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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Great Christmas Card!!!! LBGE #19 from North GA Eggfest, 2014
Stockbridge, GA - just south of Atlanta where we are covered up in Zombies! #TheWalkingDead films practically next door!
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Husband and Wife Christmas ShoppingA couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got allchoked up…"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied."Well I am in the bar next to that."
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and barbecuing." - George Burns -
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Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
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___________"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."
- Lin Yutang
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LBGE #19 from North GA Eggfest, 2014
Stockbridge, GA - just south of Atlanta where we are covered up in Zombies! #TheWalkingDead films practically next door!
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and barbecuing." - George Burns
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