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OT - Tell Us A Joke

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  • saluki2007
    saluki2007 Posts: 6,354
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    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

  • saluki2007
    saluki2007 Posts: 6,354
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    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
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    What's the most used pick up line in a gay bar??

    "Mind if I push your stool in?"

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • jabam
    jabam Posts: 1,829
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    An old blind cowboy walks into a girl biker bar and orders a drink.

    After taking a few drinks he yells out "anyone want to hear a blonde joke" the bar falls silent.

    A woman with a husky voice sitting next to him, leans over and says "hey cowboy, I can see that your are blind, so I thought I should tell you before you tell your blonde joke, that the bartender is a blonde girl with a bat in her hand, they lady sitting next to you is blonde, with a billy club in her hand, the bouncer is blonde with brass knuckles on and im blonde 6'1" with a black belt in karate, are you sure you still want to tell your blonde joke"?

    He replies "not if I have to explain it four times"

    Central Valley CA     One large egg One chocolate lab "Halle" two chiuahuas "Skittles and PeeWee"