Are You a Turtle?

UncleFred

SmokeyPitt

I think I'm supposed to say "you bet your sweet ass I am"....but to be completely honest I don't know why.  

http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/1161214/are-you-a-turtle

Tjcoley

You bet your sweet ass I am.

UncleFred

SmokeyPitt said:

I think I'm supposed to say "you bet your sweet ass I am"....but to be completely honest I don't know why.  

http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/1161214/are-you-a-turtle

Didn't realize it had been done here before...  Here is a A "history lesson" in case you're interested..http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_and_Honorable_Order_of_Turtles

Ozzie_Isaac

I like turtles.

Ozzie_Isaac

UncleFred

I was listening to a CD I made of old novelty songs this afternoon and it included one by George Gobel - Are You A Turtle? (1969) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdO1Xu7gIR0

...and like "It's a Small World After All", once you hear it it takes a while to get it out of your head!

SoCalTim

Actually, my boss used to play drums for The Turtles. Long time ago.

SmokeyPitt

an honorable drinking fraternity 

... Ok, I am definitely a strong candidate

composed of ladies and gentlemen 

...ok, I'm a man so I guess I qualify.

of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar.

...Well, 2 out of 3 aint bad. 

UrbanForestTurnings

I had one poking out. Does that count?

UncleFred

SoCalTim said:

Actually, my boss used to play drums for The Turtles. Long time ago.

That was a good group!  Was he the original drummer Don Murry? (I think they had 3 or 4 over the life of the group).

Botch

MadcapMagician

UrbanForestTurnings said:

I had one poking out. Does that count?

As long as it is not poking out in your underwear......

Tjcoley

If any one wants to become an official Turtle, I can administer the test and perform the ceremony online. I inducted a dozen or so family members over Thanksgiving. Great way to pad your obituary with another listing. Just PM me.

UncleFred

Tjcoley said:

If any one wants to become an official Turtle, I can administer the test and perform the ceremony online. I inducted a dozen or so family members over Thanksgiving. Great way to pad your obituary with another listing. Just PM me.

Do I get a card that will get me into Restaurant Depot?

UrbanForestTurnings

MadcapMagician said:

UrbanForestTurnings said:

I had one poking out. Does that count?

As long as it is not poking out in your underwear......

Hate when that $hit happens. Not bad if it's an old pair. Did I tell you I won a MAJOR award?

UncleFred

Drum Major?

buddyclaude

Been a turtle since 1955, my father was a USAF pilot...   When I was asked if I wanted to be a member of a secret writer's club, I was instructed to write the word PEN followed by the number fifteen on a post it note - then stick it my shirt and wear it for the day.