ladies or the weak at heart, do NOT open this post...seriously.

Fred19Flintstone

GalanteNate_OneEa said:

nothing funny about a peppered peter burn

Are you serious?  "Peppered peter burn" is almost a tongue twister!  This is hilarious!!!  Then again, it didn't happen to me.

GalanteNate_OneEa

How many peppered peters did henapples pepper burn?

henapple

JerkChicken said:

My friend had unprotected anal sex with a woman he had just met. The next day he had severe burning in the tip of his penis and believed he'd contracted an STD. He went to the clinic and the doctor removed a jalapeño seed lodged in his penis. The woman had eaten nachos the previous day.

Damn...I'm not sure what to say. Thanks for the hot tip.

Tjcoley

I was going to post about using the hot pepper defense until the antibiotics arrived at the house, but the recent postings have made me stay clear of this thread.

SaltySam

In college I waited tables at a private club in Lincoln. One night, the entire staff had to come in early to help prepare food for a huge reception. One of our jobs was to slice and seed about ten pounds of jalapeños. We were all instructed to wash our hands before using the restroom. That was all well and good for the English speakers, but not for our Bosnian dishwasher, Emir. He knew five English words, four of them being profanity. He went to the bathroom and didn't come back. They sent me to go look for him. I found him in the mens room, pants around his ankles, with his junk under the faucet, in too much pain to be ashamed. All I could do was stand guard outside the door, making sure none of the club members would walk in on him. I stood guard for nearly forty five minutes. Poor Emir.

JohnInCarolina

JerkChicken said:

My friend had unprotected anal sex with a woman he had just met. The next day he had severe burning in the tip of his penis and believed he'd contracted an STD. He went to the clinic and the doctor removed a jalapeño seed lodged in his penis. The woman had eaten nachos the previous day.

Note to self: discourage SWMBO from eating nachos.

johnmitchell

I have heard that meat tenderizer works well to draw out the toxins..Just make up a paste and slather onto the affected genitalia...Not a great visual but worth a try..I guess... 8->

GalanteNate_OneEa

Apply a meat tenderizer to the affected area? Ouch!

lewisj82

Worked with a guy at a restaurant who had something similar happen once. Was cutting habaneros... yadda yadda yadda, had to go to the ER. The DR said that the best thing to do in this situation, and to avoid costly hospital bills, is to take your junk and dunk it into a tub of sour cream. 

Now the only thing to worry about in this situation is explaining to the little woman why you are sitting there with your junk in a tub of sour cream. 

Little Steven

It is a matter of proportion.

X amount capsaicin for normal male = some discomfort

X amount capsaicin for "Little Tony" = staggering pain.

DaveRichardson

And now we know why people keep sour cream in the fridge ALL THE TIME!!!

jonnymack

This thread went to the toilet in a hurry.....get it?  Toilet in a hurry!!!  Seriously though, poo pics or it didn't happen.

sumoconnell

Reminds of a episode of 'curb your enthusiasm':

Episode hint:

Tabasco sauce used as Viagra, applied in a surprise manner.