Waiting to hear about the meet and greet! :)

HDumptyEsq

Scotty

Raiders fan

Dum Da Dum……..

tksmoke

BYS1981 said:

One aspect of sgh I don't think he'd lie about is being a raiders fan. Lol

 

The legend of SGH continues to grow ...

NPHuskerFL

Raiders L-) hold up a second....I just threw up a little bit :-&
)

fusionhq

@SGH, you can come out now.

nolaegghead

(Insert multiple raccoons here for the win)

BYS1981

NPHuskerFL said:

Raiders L-) hold up a second....I just threw up a little bit :-&
)

Surprised you threw up, donkeys fans usually CHOKE. )

bettysnephew

Speaking of raccoons, I had one come up on the deck (he left muddy footprints) and ate a hole in my BGE table cover.  It is several years old and has begun to leak so not a huge loss but even with the hole, it will last til Fall.  Back to your normally scheduled dirge/ridicule for SGH.

saluki2007

BYS1981 said:

Raiders L-) hold up a second....I just threw up a little bit :-& )

Surprised you threw up, donkeys fans usually CHOKE. )

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

nolaegghead

bettysnephew said:

Speaking of raccoons, I had one come up on the deck (he left muddy footprints) and ate a hole in my BGE table cover.  It is several years old and has begun to leak so not a huge loss but even with the hole, it will last til Fall.  Back to your normally scheduled dirge/ridicule for SGH.

Just something I learned on this forum, how to recommend a solution for raccoons.

baseball bad
12 gauge shotgun
.22
go medieval on it's ass with 2x4
Harley boots - kick it in the head
9 mm (go metric on it's ass)
Acme anvil dropped from plane
18 wheeler - run the little f*cker over
antifreeze
fire axe
tub of water and a hair dryer
lob a stick of dynamite
food in open microwave oven, close microwave, 3 minutes on full power
nuke it

NPHuskerFL

@BYS1981‌ well played.

I guess I'll take a loss at SB vs not going at all. This season should be a good one.

nolaegghead

...and one for @hapster - lure raccoon on to meat slicer, then quickly slice it to death.  (warning, lots of blood). Best done outside.  Cleanup: hose, meat shovel.

nolaegghead

SGH wanted me to send a message to all those he helped and entertained



Ok, I kid.  I just thought this was excellent.

Eggcelsior

Mr Bean is very good as well. Notice how he sells the wag.

NPHuskerFL

@nolaegghead‌ that's a keeper gif. )

nolaegghead

I found it on an article about Microsoft laying off 12000 employees in a DB memo.

damnedhooligan

I'm calling these guys to find @SGH

cazzy

http://youtu.be/bCAnZOXV5LQ

cazzy

)

cazzy

SGH showing people how to carve a brisket 40 years ago.

http://youtu.be/hGAP1DG_Vs8

johnmitchell

My Wife has just said I need to get a life...She says let this thread go...I said no..SGH still rules..

DMW

Brothers and friends, I have a fire in the fire pit. Let's gather 'round and sing Kumbaya.

There is more wood here for when this goes low.

DMW

Found some more wood.

henapple

That's what she said

Eggcelsior

henapple said:

That's what she said

It's getting dark. I guess she had to reach around for it.

Biggreenpharmacist

So one day we are talking about pitching in and buying a stranger an egg when his is stolen and now we are all jumping on a fellow poster that from all accounts has been nothing but nice. Friggin bi-polar forum.

Eggcelsior

Biggreenpharmacist said:

So one day we are talking about pitching in and buying a stranger an egg when his is stolen and now we are all jumping on a fellow poster that from all accounts has been nothing but nice. Friggin bi-polar forum.

You know, there's a pill for that...

Biggreenpharmacist

So I need to set up elf packages full of lithium.

NPHuskerFL

Eggcelsior said:

Biggreenpharmacist said:

So one day we are talking about pitching in and buying a stranger an egg when his is stolen and now we are all jumping on a fellow poster that from all accounts has been nothing but nice. Friggin bi-polar forum.

You know, there's a pill for that...

Side effects can include: impotency, bloody stool, nausea, insomnia, headache, temporary blindness, fits of rage, heart palpitations and a hankering to sing show tunes.

henapple

The one that always gets me is "anal leakage". Wtf?

Eggcelsior

Biggreenpharmacist said:

So I need to set up elf packages full of lithium.

You're on to something! Lithium salt in rub...

Call it "Twitchy's smooth, happy, fun-time rub"