I've been working for 34 hours so I'm going OT and juvenile

henapple

Another post got me thinking...I need something to sell. I spend so much damn time on here I might as well make a profit while wasting my life away here. So here's a shout out to any investors.

Naturally I'm known for my love of Ozark Oak so with that in mind....OO underwear. Each article of clothing will be embossed with a replica of my beloved OO bag right on the crotch with those ever popular "butt messages" printed on the back.

For the men:
Lump's up front
My lump loves low and slow
Hey, check out my lump
Don't crush the lump

For the ladies:
I've got no lump
Quit staring...it's a bag of charcoal
Is your lump cold?
I'm the one with the eggs

For the elderly...
I've got more dust than lump
I can't get this lump lit

And for our lbgt egging friends...
The Ellen Degeneres...I dont need no lump
The Rock Hudson. ..I'll take the lump
For the transgendered. .. no more lump or I hid the lump.

Everyone is included in this offer for a chance to have undergarments that let's everyone know how you feel about your lump.

BUT WAIT...As eggers we know how important size is, so the next 100 orders will receive free monogrammed initials of their egg size. From @Mickey and his "mini" to @Little Steven and his "extra large". You'll also receive your free "I like the way mickey rubs it" t-shirt including 6 oz of ancho chile powder.

Shark Tank anyone? Hey, it's better than mangrates.

bud812

Do they come with skid marks pre-installed?

Hungry Joe

PBR and long work hours gets you this.

It's better then some other threads.

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Skiddymarker

bud812 said:

Do they come with skid marks pre-installed?

Beat me to my question…..speaking as an expert!

Fred19Flintstone

bud812 said:

Do they come with skid marks pre-installed?

Those must be the incontinent model, the lump's in the back.

buzd504

You had me until Mangrates.

jls9595

Great work here. )

caliking

I'm confused... NOW you're going OT and juvenile? I thought that boat sailed 9264 posts ago...

But while we're at it:

"Some like Ozark Oak. Many just like my wood."

And still my favorite:

"Chocolate Cherry Popper".

GeorgeS

Man you guys are F'n funny! That's the laughing needed after a **** day!

nolaegghead

When I saw "Juvenile", I thought you were goin' gangsta.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI

johnmitchell

GeorgeS said:

Man you guys are F'n funny! That's the laughing needed after a **** day!

+1 What with the T shirts and now this I have never had such a good larf..

jhl192

very clever... thanks for the laugh!  Go UCONN Lady Huskies!

EggObsessed

You are toooo funny, @henapple!

DMW

This sounds like an awesome idea! Can I buy stock in the company because this is gonna be a money maker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoVols

Elderly -- Swap OO for fix a flat !

Chris_Wang

Weekend Warroir for us guys married less than 10 years...

Rockwood for you single swingers...

Ozark Oak for those who have been around the block a thousand times...

Cowboy for those who suck at life...

saluki2007

I'm in on the IPO.

TUTTLE871

Dude are you eating the lead paint chips again? Told you those are not pork rinds.

Mattman3969

@henapple - I will give you $10 for 51% of new company and will be a silent partner.

tkleager

Will you be using Cowboy dust for the charcoal filter like seen here? 

caliking

@henapple - get back here. You can't light the match and walk away!

td66snrf

Brings a whole new meaning to " The Best of the West"