O to the T...crude and sophomoric language.. thread titles

henapple

Welcome to the new egg owners and forum members. I would like to suggest some thread titles that have already been used. ..not to hinder but challenge you. Feel free to add to the list as you see fit, but be original.

Pork
Butt:
See my
I like big...followed by I cannot lie
Mine is bigger
Wiggle the bone..or pull the bone out
It's juicy
My wife, gf, mil, sister, mom...likes my
The bone just fell out
I did 2 butts...3,4, etc...last night
Hey, check out...
I cooked a kardashian
My butt went all night
Doing the butt
I injected my butt
How long will my butt take
Do you give your dog the bone


Meat
Pound my
Beat my
When it's hard it's well done
It's rare when it's soft
Biggest I've seen
It jiggled
Better than Centex...he's a stud
I feel like cazzy and Aaron...meat lover
My wife, mil....see pork
Wrapped my beef
Is that a bone in

Fowl
Big breast
Spread the thighs
Rub the breast
I stuck my hand in it...felt natural
I pulled the bone out (see pork)
If you raise your own. .choked my chicken
Rubbed it...spanked my chicken
The Hillary Clinton. .2 huge thighs, small breast and a left wing.
Duck you
I'm ducked
Mother Ducker

Spatchcock. ..it's own list
I circumcised that ****
My (fill in the blank) loves my ****
Biggest **** I've had
Neighborhood was amazed at my ****
I like my **** raised
I like my **** low and slow
My first ****
I split that **** in half..or "half cocked"
Check out my ****
Then skin on my **** wasn't crispy
My **** came out black...wife was happy

Others
Does it smell bad
My meat might be rotten
What is this bump
Can I eat around that
What's your favorite lump
How long before I eat it
Will it be good tomorrow
Should I feel guilty



These are a few to shy away from. Hit us with something new.

Also stay away from..

Let's see your:
table
house
vehicle
mancave
porch
pool
resume
w-2
Last year's income tax return


Love,

Henapple

cazzy

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Oh, your blood alcohol level definitely blew past the legal limit!    8-}

Tjcoley

Great follow up to the home alone thread.

caliking

I need a minute to process all of this )

Eggcelsior

Fail Fail Fail Fail.

You forgot the most simple, sophomoric one.

Hotdogs:



Have you seen my weiner?

sumoconnell

Anything about beef penis.

Fred19Flintstone

How about "My sausage just shot it's juice all over"?

NPHuskerFL

I made the list! Sweet! )

caliking

"where do you poke your meat so it doesn't leak juice?" 

henapple

@NPHuskerFL‌ ...you da man

NPHuskerFL

The trick is to clip em' off way up high...
Funny Farm - Sheep Balls: http://youtu.be/Qq4mqCDakVQ

henapple

Thanks for making me spill my bourbon

NPHuskerFL

henapple said:

@NPHuskerFL‌ ...you da man

SWMBO thought it was sophomoric. I asked then why are you still laughing. (shaking her head) I'm wondering where you lost your filter.

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NPHuskerFL

henapple said:

Thanks for making me spill my bourbon

Oopsy don't want to be responsible for alcohol abuse ;-)

NPHuskerFL

Hmmm...it's all pink on the inside?
....>>> and here come the flags. Moments later NPHuskerFL is kicked off forum. Dagumnit @henapple‌ thanks a lot :-)

cazzy

http://youtu.be/Bt9qHHFkwV4

NPHuskerFL

@cazzy...cracking me up! )

cazzy

http://youtu.be/HG7yz_SZixI

Letz4wheel

Did I just watch that whole video? Sigh...it is official...I have no life. That said I am doing a butt tomorrow!

cazzy

Letz4wheel said:

Did I just watch that whole video? Sigh...it is official...I have no life. That said I am doing a butt tomorrow!

There were some funny clips in there. Lol Several meh ones too though.

Letz4wheel

Just further proof, I was watching HGTV tonight and the commercial with Franklin's BBQ came on and I had to rewind it to show the girlfriend the Franklin sign.

cazzy

Letz4wheel said:

Just further proof, I was watching HGTV tonight and the commercial with Franklin's BBQ came on and I had to rewind it to show the girlfriend the Franklin sign.

Good stuff man!  Can't wait for you to get it!  

Skiddymarker

@henapple - I really hope there are no matches in your house for you to play with....

Mike_the_BBQ_Fanatic

NPHuskerFL said:

"Call Me Mr. Lamb fries"...lol

Letz4wheel

I can't wait either. Sadly I will have to. Once I leave monday it will be a month or so befor I get back.

TexanOfTheNorth

Oh, that's right... you we're home alone last night!