OT - prank fail

nolaegghead

This is way, way OT....

So SWMBO ordered some weird horse mask for mardi gras costuming and it was delivered yesterday. 

It was obviously made in China out of the stinkiest rubber they could find.  It was like breathing pure gasoline fumes....or what I imagine sex panther to smell like (Ron Burgundy).  I tried it on...the cats were totally terrified of it...if they were any bigger I would have been slashed to death. 

Anyway, SWMBO was watching TV in bed, and taking a little nap.  I thought it would be hilarious if she woke up next to a horse, so I made a "fake" body in the bed next to her with pillows and positioned the horse mask like it was connected to the body.  Then took a pic from outside the window.

She slept a couple of hours...I was cleaning up the shop and checked on her a few times.  She ended up waking up and getting out of bed without even noticing it.  FAIL.

Ironically, on our developer messaging board, someone posted a ridiculous youtube video...and I noticed the same exact horse mask at 1:51.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

Village Idiot

Could it be that she's used to waking up next to something that looks like a dead horse and smells like a stinky sex panther?

Aquacop

You are a brave man, I am honored to share the forum with you, SWMBO would have killed me, and your man enough to post it! Bravo!

nolaegghead

Village Idiot said:

Could it be that she's used to waking up next to something that looks like a dead horse and smells like a stinky sex panther?

Touche.  Apparently sex panther doesn't work EVERY time.

nolaegghead

Here's the science behind sex panther.

Eggcelsior

Nola is a God damn Peeping Tom.

You should have gone Godfather with the head between her legs and your vampire sausages.

You disgustingly delight me.

EggoMatic

This is a true example of how my Falcons will see the Aints come Sunday. No threat at all

Little Steven

You are a sick, sick puppy

nolaegghead

@eggcelsior - c'mon..you can't be a peeping tom on your own house!  I found more vampire sausage....maybe I'll give it a second try....good ideas

@eggomatic haha I'm so scared of the scary dirty birds...remind me of how many superbowls they won?  Oh yeah, ZEEERO.  Even though they had a chance in XXXIII.  Choke-a-rama.

Eggcelsior

Nola's prank dance.

Fred19Flintstone

I thought this was NOLA's prank dance.  HINT:  He's the second guy. 

nolaegghead

@fred-n-eggcel - how do you guys do it?  I mean, that's me both times!

berndcrisp

hahaha, but boring.

Try Nickelodeon!

Botch

The prank may have failed, but the photo of the setup is Solid Gold!  

 

And that's the second posting of that video I've seen in 30 minutes; Ylvis has just left the fjord.  

sancho65

@ nolaegghead Your a Brave man! I know your wife, this could have went oh so wrong!!!

nolaegghead

sancho65 said:

@ nolaegghead Your a Brave man! I know your wife, this could have went oh so wrong!!!

I was skaired....it coulda gone all sideways

SmokeyPitt

I just wanted to add that while that video is ridiculous there is something genius about it.  I have watched it like 5 times.  

To paraphrase one of the youtube comments: I don't know what those guys are smoking, but whatever it is I want some.  

BuckeyeBob

NOLA, your attempted prank reminded me of this. http://m.imgur.com/fyTYv

nolaegghead

EggoMatic said:

This is a true example of how my Falcons will see the Aints come Sunday. No threat at all

The prescience of your remark is uncanny.  Apparently the dirt-birds didn't see the Aints as a threat at all.  Sadly, and I feel terrible for you and all the dashed hopes and dreams of your compatriots, they really should take football seriously, or they're just going to keep, um, not winning.

nolaegghead

Ok, I apologize for that smarmy remark.   All in good fun.  Eggers are brothers, regardless of who's team we root for.  

nolaegghead

bump,

--self admitted jerk guy

frazzdaddy

nolaegghead said:

bump,

--self admitted jerk guy

you must be bored

thetrim

This is the kind of thread that needs a bump, and it's cool that it revived some @Little Steven wisdom as well

GrateEggspectations

Can’t tell if the clock says 5:26 or 9:26... the wine glass is blocking it. 

Either way, she’s burning daylight!!

GrateEggspectations

For your next prank, @nolaegghead.....

lkapigian

nolaegghead said:

This is way, way OT....

So SWMBO ordered some weird horse mask for mardi gras costuming and it was delivered yesterday. 

It was obviously made in China out of the stinkiest rubber they could find.  It was like breathing pure gasoline fumes....or what I imagine sex panther to smell like (Ron Burgundy).  I tried it on...the cats were totally terrified of it...if they were any bigger I would have been slashed to death. 

Anyway, SWMBO was watching TV in bed, and taking a little nap.  I thought it would be hilarious if she woke up next to a horse, so I made a "fake" body in the bed next to her with pillows and positioned the horse mask like it was connected to the body.  Then took a pic from outside the window.

She slept a couple of hours...I was cleaning up the shop and checked on her a few times.  She ended up waking up and getting out of bed without even noticing it.  FAIL.

Ironically, on our developer messaging board, someone posted a ridiculous youtube video...and I noticed the same exact horse mask at 1:51.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

LMAO

womaus

Those horse heads are lotsa fun. Reminded me of the Rubberbandits "Horse Outside" video.

Find it on YouTube, I'm certainly not embedding the presentation here.