I Shoulda Known Better Than to take a Week's Vacation...

Fred19Flintstone

When my mother-in-law is within 500 miles!!  She lives in south Florida and every year she drives north stopping here and there to visit people along the way.  It's true she has spent about six weeks living under my roof since the beginning of May.  She stays, then she goes somewhere for a wee or two, then she comes back...you get the picture.  After learning when her last "goodbye" for this trip would be, I booked my week vacation and a minor medical procedure for this week so I could recuperate in blissful peace without her.  You guessed it, she's back!  WTF!!!  I'm not sure what I did to bring this on myself, but doctor's orders or not, it's time to hang in the garage and do some serious drinking!!

Here's a picture of me and my mother-in-law.

 

 

I'm thinking about buying this and pay for express shipping!

 

henapple

Love your enemies.

yzzi

She's probably staying for all the great food you're making. Time to pull out some really terrible meals.

KennyLee

yzzi said:

She's probably staying for all the great food you're making. Time to pull out some really terrible meals.

Yeah.  Fire up the gasser.  She'll leave.

travisstrick

The second is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these. Mark 12-31

Eggcelsior

Eat lots and lots of beans.

hapster

I kill my MIL with kindness, it usually works and causes them to cut visits shorter...



Good luck

Fred19Flintstone

travisstrick said:

The second is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these. Mark 12-31

@travisstrick - This is true, but I never claimed to be perfect.  Talk to me after your MIL stays at your house for six weeks and then makes an unexpected curtain call.  Does your MIL insist on doing just about everything her way?   Mine does.  Last year mine re-organized my bedroom closet.  I don't have many skeletons, but man what balls!  This year she re-organized my garage and naturally I lost something in the process.

You seem to want to engage in a game of "Gotcha!" with me because of my faith.  I don't recall being critical of you, sir.   Like I said, I'm not perfect. 

Mickey

As I recall Travis tossed both Mother and MIL out shortly after Short Travis was born.

nolaegghead

Lovingly set some boundaries, young man.  

travisstrick

My mother and MIL both lived with me at the same time. That was about a year ago.