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A Short Story With A Good Ending

Spring ChickenSpring Chicken Posts: 10,227
edited 11:02PM in EggHead Forum
It was time for lunch so I looked in the refrigerator and a little voice said "Take me!" I then heard another little voice that said "Take me!" And another and another. So took each to the counter to see what was saying "Take me!" with such enthusiasm. Lo and behold, it was bacon and cream cheese and little smokey sausages and jalapenos. So I did what should be done in a situation like this... I made ABT's. And they were good. The End.[p]Now I await my Pulitzer Prize for Shortest Short Story. With A Wonderful Plot, Beautiful Characters and such a Happy Ending I can't miss. [p]Spring "It's All About ABT's" Chicken, PPW (Pullet Prize Winner)
Spring Texas USA


  • Celtic WolfCeltic Wolf Posts: 9,773
    Spring Chicken,[p] Dayum now I got to add Little Smokies to tonight shopping list.. The End[p]Celtic "Just wrote a shorter story" Wolf
  • Spring Chicken,[p]a haiku for you[p]sping chicken in fridge
    lunch time food he goes searching
    'turds on egg, spring happy[p]thank you
    mad "haiku" max[p]ps. i know, i'm no stumpbaby :-)

  • stikestike Posts: 15,597
    Spring Chicken,
    read something that Hemingway was challenged to write the shortest short story he could.[p]his effort, six words:[p]"For sale: baby shoes, never used."

    ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta -Dante
  • stike,
    I can shorten it by saying: "Wanted: Baby Shoes"[p]But I don't think ads in the classifieds count.[p]Spring "Long Hand Typer" Chicken

  • mad max beyond eggdome,
    I had to look up haiku. Now I know one more thing I didn't know when I woke up this morning.[p]Tanks[p]Spring "Way Too Smart To Be Edukated" Chicken

  • Celtic Wolf,
    My ABT's cried out "Leave some for later." [p]Even shorter story.[p]Spring "Vegetable Whisperer" Chicken

  • Spring Chicken,
    Hey no one told me there would be a literature test. :-)

  • Lady in the Shoe,
    Hey, life is full of surprises. I once stayed up all night studying for a vision test and only got half of 'em right.[p]Spring "Seeing Is Believing" Chicken

  • bbqdivabbqdiva Posts: 192
    Heya Spring Chicken,[p]
    ROFL.........O.K. so my husband is right, there ARE a bunch of KOOKS on here :P[p]

  • bbqdiva ,[p]"kooks" "cooks" I'm think'n one and the same if they're Eggheads. [p]Life's gotta be fun or it just ain't worth liv'n.[p]Spring "Hope'n To Be Gradutated To The Next Level" Chicken[p]
  • SundownSundown Posts: 2,968
    Spring Chicken,
    Wordy fella ain'tcha.[p]Here it is the right way: From the fridge voices called, listened to voices and made ABT's. And they were good. ;>)[p]Now we have a PP

  • Sundown,
    Aaaaaaa! That's a parable from the Book of Infinity. No PP for you. Your pentince is to make some ABT's for the masses.[p]Spring "Reverand Send Money Today" Chicken

  • Spring Chicken,

  • Rick's Tropical Delight,
    You mean these?[p]ABTsonplate.jpg[p]Spring "Where The Buffalo Roamed" Chicken

  • Spring Chicken,
    interesting that you put on a top of pepper...
    we didn't do that!
    i reckon there's as many ways to assemble abt's as there are people on this forum!

  • Rick's Tropical Delight,
    I also like to freeze the Little Smoky's because they don't need cooking. Their coldness tends to keep the cream cheese from heating up too quickly while the bacon cooks. I also prefer thin sliced bacon so as not to over power the flavors.[p]Also, I normally put two to three toothpicks in the ABT so that when done I can slice between each toothpick and serve as bite-size pieces instead of turd-size pieces. That tends to keep cream cheese from squirting out onto the floor and also makes them go a bit further. [p]Yep! there are as many was to make an ABT as there are ABT makers. All are wonderful.[p]Spring "Governing Board Member Of The Spring Texas Chapter of ABT Makers Guild" Chicken

  • Spring Chicken,
    yes sir.......[p]check out these with sliced hot italian sausages, precooked and cooled...[p]finely chopped onion, and jamaican jerk seasoning in the cream cheese[p]we'll be doing our second batch next saturday... with jamaican firewalk[p]Rick's Tropical Delight
    *going to start the fire for a tristan lobster tail and filet-o-beef*
    *with beer bread*
    <img src=>[p]<img src=>;

  • Rick's Tropical Delight,
    Man! That sounds good. Might have to make a run to the store and try it. Thanks.[p]Spring "Treker, Trader, ABT Maker" Chicken

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