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There's a little fat kid staring at me...
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gmac
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So I was making beer in the garage and suddenly, out of the corner of my eye I saw a kid standing at my garage door watching me through the steam that had condensed on the garage door window. Scared the hell out of me. Little bugger just stood there in his green coat with his black hat on. Never moved. Then I realized that it was my large Egg that I'd parked just outside the door yesterday during the snow storm so I could smoke some bacon without spending too much time in the snow.
I wonder if I'm the first person that almost gave themselves a heart attack from mis-IDing a BGE.
Mt Elgin Ontario - just a Large.
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) ) )They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
That must be some good beer you got there.
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LBGE, Adjustable Rig, Spider, High-Que grate, maverick ET-732, Thermapen,
Garnerville, NY -
I'd be calling my cooker "Little Fat Kid" from that point on! )_____________
"In the twinkling of an eye, I found myself without an office, without a seat, without a party, and without an appendix." - Winston Churchill
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hahahahhahahah wow. That is awesome! I've never do that, but I check on my eggs daily to make sure they're still in my backyard. My precious!Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
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Little dude didn't look like this, did he?
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
You should have seen me jump when I walked out after my wife and daughter did that
Steve
Caledon, ON
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Creepy lil guy!LBGE 2013 & MM 2014Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FANFlying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
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NPHuskerFL said:Creepy lil guy!
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LOL, when I was a cop this kind of stuff happened on the midnight shift. There was an appliance store that sold AC units. They had a life sized cardboard cut out of a red headed guy in overalls in their front window, for a brand of AC. Scared the crap out of me a couple of sleepy nights a month, when I though a burglar was in the store. Another time I walked up to a doctor's office door to shake it, and saw someone walking toward me down a hall. Halfway through my draw I realized it was my reflection in the glass door. While checking the roof of a Cooks Department Store I almost sent some down range on a flock of pigeons flushed out from und an AC unit. One of our guys found a school open, while checking for burglars he heard a shotgun get racked behind him, and almost shot the door to the AC room. There is a theme here. AC is not your friend.
XXL #82 out of the first 100, XLGE X 2, LBGE (gave this one to daughter 1.0) , MBGE (now in the hands of iloveagoodyoke daughter 2.0) and lots of toys -
FreakyGreen egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN
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Doc_Eggerton said:LOL, when I was a cop this kind of stuff happened on the midnight shift. There was an appliance store that sold AC units. They had a life sized cardboard cut out of a red headed guy in overalls in their front window, for a brand of AC. Scared the crap out of me a couple of sleepy nights a month, when I though a burglar was in the store. Another time I walked up to a doctor's office door to shake it, and saw someone walking toward me down a hall. Halfway through my draw I realized it was my reflection in the glass door. While checking the roof of a Cooks Department Store I almost sent some down range on a flock of pigeons flushed out from und an AC unit. One of our guys found a school open, while checking for burglars he heard a shotgun get racked behind him, and almost shot the door to the AC room. There is a theme here. AC is not your friend.Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
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had to remove an ice dam on the back side of the house left the ladder outside the window almost crapped myself going to the can in the middle of the night a couple times,XL & waiting for my Mini Max Bloomington MN.
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Little Steven said:You should have seen me jump when I walked out after my wife and daughter did thatcanuckland
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Consider yourself lucky ... someone on the other forum has his signature line set up as"Cars run on gas and electric, not your grill!"after he reversed his truck into/over his egg that was parked on the driveway and forgotten, Ouchcanuckland
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Which is why children and eggs should not be left unattended in driveways.#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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The guys an idiot! ) He probably drinks too much beer and hates eggs since he ran it over. What a schoolgirlCanugghead said:Consider yourself lucky ... someone on the other forum has his signature line set up as
"Cars run on gas and electric, not your grill!"after he reversed his truck into/over his egg that was parked on the driveway and forgotten, Ouch"The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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Great thread GMAC. Thanks for posting.Steve
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That is one of the funniest things in a long time. I can just picture it man.
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WeberWho? said:
Consider yourself lucky ... someone on the other forum has his signature line set up as
The guys an idiot! ) He probably drinks too much beer and hates eggs since he ran it over. What a schoolgirl"Cars run on gas and electric, not your grill!"after he reversed his truck into/over his egg that was parked on the driveway and forgotten, Ouchcanuckland -
If you know him please convey my sympathy and apology, didn't mean to pick on himCanugghead said:WeberWho? said:
The guys an idiot! ) He probably drinks too much beer and hates eggs since he ran it over. What a schoolgirlCanugghead said:Consider yourself lucky ... someone on the other forum has his signature line set up as
"Cars run on gas and electric, not your grill!"after he reversed his truck into/over his egg that was parked on the driveway and forgotten, Ouch
@Canugghead
No need to apologize ) The signature line was a few years before I monster trucked my egg. It does fit it nicely though"The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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My mini hangs out outside the front door. Ever since I read this thread I laugh my ass off when I walk by it. Little fat kid indeed.Minimax and a wood-fired oven.
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