New eggers in the neighborhood

BigGreenBamaGriller · March 2013

So far I have been the only egghead in our developing neighborhood. Someone moved in behind our house and I see they have a large egg. I guess I should be glad to welcome another egger, but part of me wants to still be "the egg guy". That's stupid, right?

Eggcelsior · March 2013

Start by saying "hey junior" over your fence.

He'll respond(hopefully) with "huh?"

Then you say "the egg guy here, I see you have one too. What do you like to cook?"

Problem solved. Either he is like us here and will accept "junior" with a laugh. Or, he'll never speak to you again. If it's the latter, you can just sneak into his yard and mess with his vent settings for jollies.

BigGreenBamaGriller · March 2013

I like the way you operate sir. Will report back in a few days.

BOWHUNR · March 2013

Just go and pee on all four corners of his deck or patio to mark your territory.

Mike

MrCookingNurse · March 2013

Lol. Goodness some of y'all are nuts. I think it'd be fun to have a fellow egghead. I've got two egg buddies that grill with me all the time. But if eggcelsior's advice doesn't work, I vote you pee on his egg nest

Crispix49 · March 2013

Challenge him to a cook off

Fred19Flintstone · March 2013

Welcome this guy to the neighborhood with a slab of ribs still in cryo. You will have an Egg buddy for sure! Oh, and keep your pants zipped.

New eggers in the neighborhood

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