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Wilma gets me a funny card and a mushy card for all occasions and I do the same for her. She's famous for not reading labels closely while shopping and this time it bit her in the keester. The mushy card she gave me, the first line is "From your husband..." . I also got a box of Atkins friendly snack bars.
I gave her appropriate cards and some socks with hearts on them because the flowers looked like crap.
She works nights and we have a 4 year old so no love for Freddie
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!