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BBQ RULES
The BBQ rules
This one has been going around the net for years, but it always bring a chuckle.
When a man volunteers to barbecue the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, the vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill with his buddies, drinks in hand.
4) The woman remains outside the compulsory 10' exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the female aura.
5) Here comes the important part: THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
6) Then the woman sets the table.
7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat.
8) Another important activity: THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
9) The woman places it on the table and the guests dig in.
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him profusely.
11) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
1 large BGE, 2 small BGE, 3 Plate setters, 1 large cast iron grid, 1 pizza stone, 1 Stoker II Wifi, 1 BBQ Guru Digi-Q II, 1 Amaze N pellet smoker and 1 empty wallet. Seaforth, On. Ca.
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I hope @necessaryindulgence doesn't see this...Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN
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That is awesome! @necessaryindulgence , I think she will get a kick out of it!Peachtree City, Ga Large BGE
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I just forwarded this to my wife. I think she will get a huge laugh out of it because it's mostly true!
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jjmills said:I just forwarded this to my wife. I think she will get a huge laugh out of it because it's mostly true!Delta B.C. - Whiskey and steak, because no good story ever started with someone having a salad!
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If I was married to Kristi, I would gladly reverse the rules!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!
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It's missing the part where the wife is barefoot and pregnant....
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That's the way it should be. Except for # 12. The women should appreciate our skills more. hahaLarge BGE Decatur, AL
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nolaegghead said:It's missing the part where the wife is barefoot and pregnant....
1 large BGE, 2 small BGE, 3 Plate setters, 1 large cast iron grid, 1 pizza stone, 1 Stoker II Wifi, 1 BBQ Guru Digi-Q II, 1 Amaze N pellet smoker and 1 empty wallet. Seaforth, On. Ca.
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FlashkaBob said:nolaegghead said:It's missing the part where the wife is barefoot and pregnant....
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Similar topic question. What does SWMBO stand for? I've tried for months to crack the code, to no avail...Killen, AL (The Shoals)XL, Small, Minimax, and Mini BGEs
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BigGreenBamaGriller said:Similar topic question. What does SWMBO stand for? I've tried for months to crack the code, to no avail...Explains a lot....Delta B.C. - Whiskey and steak, because no good story ever started with someone having a salad!
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My wife sometimes does #6, but I'm lucky if she ever does #11. I'm the cook regardless of the technique in my household. She's all Betty and no Crocker!Just a hack that makes some $hitty BBQ....
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#1 I won't let her pick out the meat #2 I make the dessert on the Egg #3 I prepare the meat the right way Add #13 I take the pictures of the meat__________________________________________It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.- Camp Hill, PA
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BigGreenBamaGriller said:Similar topic question. What does SWMBO stand for? I've tried for months to crack the code, to no avail...
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