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Texas Rangers

Village IdiotVillage Idiot Posts: 6,951
edited 12:30PM in Off Topic
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers.

The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?'

The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'
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Dripping Springs, Texas.
Just west of Austintatious

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Comments

  • Those Texas Rangers are good peeps :)
    We should have a lot of respect for what they do
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  • Carolina QCarolina Q Posts: 7,949
    I was expecting a post about Nolan Ryan! :laugh:
    Michael 
    Central Connecticut 

    "Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic." Bourdain
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  • Frank from HoumaFrank from Houma Posts: 5,755
    One Riot, One Ranger
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  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,258
    Gary,

    I was at a bar beside a TX Ranger a few years back. We started talking and said they were sent to AZ to help the Arizona guys shore up the border. He asks me what I was doing and I told him I was working at a local plant. We talked for a while about his stuff and then it dawned on me. I said wait a second here, I have a US work visa.

    Steve

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • FidelFidel Posts: 10,168
    A .45ACP is weak. My pistol shoots the .45 long colt. ;)

    Were they interviewing Walker?
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  • Village IdiotVillage Idiot Posts: 6,951
    I didn't think you can chamber a .45 long colt in a semi-automatic. How fast can you empty 7 rounds and reload with your revolver?

    I'm no one to talk though. I shoot a 9mm Luger. :blush:
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    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious

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  • Village IdiotVillage Idiot Posts: 6,951
    If you didn't say it in Spanish, you were probably all right, ..... unless OMG ! You didn't say it in FRENCH did you? :laugh:
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    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious

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  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,258
    We're sneaking over the border in droves I tell ya. You just can't tell as long as we don't say eh, eh?.........shoot

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • Village IdiotVillage Idiot Posts: 6,951
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious

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