Getting drunk and grilling

icunrse

So, my mower just broke and my neighbor is being an ass AND grilling up some plastic smelling food. I figure it's time to break in this grill. I think I'm going to get drunk and grill. Who's with me?

johnmitchell

Giddy up...The tides already coming in over here..

beachsmoke

fire up the egg smoke out the ass

icunrse

Yeah...well, it's been a week. I know there's some drunk grillers here. I'm just throwing myself in that mix. 

SmokingPiney

My outdoor cooking gear does not go into operation without the proper libations. 

Legume

I love your attitude - hit it.

SmokinScooter

CHEERS!!!

SmokinScooter

One more...

icunrse

I'm a friendly girl. I waved to the SOB. Nothing. Then he kicks up his gasser stinking like he's burning trash bags. It's war now. 

Dobie

I think we have our entertainment for tonight fellas. Amy keep us posted, drunken grill war sounds good. 

Northarrow

SmokinScooter said:

CHEERS!!!

Definitely good arm strength...

icunrse

Will do, gentlemen. Just kicked up the egg for the first time. Not drunk yet, but getting there!

malligator

Well, I don't have an egg yet, but as soon as it's quitin' time I'll join you in getting drunk and packing for a weekend of camping.

hapster

I'm grilling a single pack of dogs... And I'm currently about 4 beers and 1 whiskey in

have at it

icunrse

Hahaha I've got burgers. I'm behind ya Hap. I've got 2 beers in. Mistake #1: walking away from egg as temp skyrocket from 300 to 700 while making burgers inside. Make burgers first. Then drink beers while watching temps. 

Dobie

Oh yeah - pics or it didnt happen.
getting my war machine warmed up for spatchcock chicken.

icunrse

@Dobie I'm spatching tomorrow. Pics to follow!

theyolksonyou

I'm with ya.  Did the grillin overnight but drinkin and eatin at my first fest. 


This  post cracks me up. 

johnmitchell

icunrse said:

Hahaha I've got burgers. I'm behind ya Hap. I've got 2 beers in. Mistake #1: walking away from egg as temp skyrocket from 300 to 700 while making burgers inside. Make burgers first. Then drink beers while watching temps. 

No first mistake making burgers inside...

grege345

You need an air raid horn to point in your neighbors direction

theyolksonyou

Stupid phone won't upload pics

icunrse

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? 

Legume

theyolksonyou said:

Stupid phone won't upload pics

Yeah, it's the phone.

theyolksonyou

This whole forum is here to amuse me. The fact you're at war with a gasser is funny. Chill out and have another. 

Dobie

icunrse said:

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? 

icunrse

Well, this guy is an ass. Actually, ALL my neighbors are asses. 

icunrse

That is from Goodfellas. I'm totally chill

icunrse

There ya go, Dobie. I love that part!

Carolina Q

Hey, you're not on call, I hope.

icunrse

Ohhhh noo. I work M-F now. I'm actually a PICC nurse now. I'd still go back to the ICU, just NOT at this hospital. 

Greeno55

Oh this thread is going to get spicy tonight!!!