No one respects the flame

:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: Maybe you can use them to light the egg :woohoo: Just set a few on the lump and stand back :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:
Where you been hiding?

Peppers 2
Zippy 1

Peppers Win! :woohoo: :woohoo:

How was the next day?

 
Great experiment Zippy, glad it was you and not me! I wouldn't finish that lyric for all the tea in China, I'm scared to death at what the prize might be. :blink: :blink: :blink:


Great post, thanks for sharing your pain.

Gator

 

quite like the ones badly burned

Dude,

I'm a chilihead but you are all cohones. My hat is off to ya man.

Steve

no one repsects the flame
i have only myself to blame
i wanted the fame
for eating the pepper of flame
i am hanging my head in shame
as this pepper i could not tame.
glad my fridge is full of beer
and pepper season is finished this year
my tongue still feels the sear
my wife is bending my ear
as soon as my vision is clear
i will cook something on the egg

below is the slightly cleaned up version of the e-mail i sent tuesday evening after simmering adp's in salted vinegar [in the house] to make my version of tobasco
yes i was ill for 36 hours after and like zippy i will not do this again.. unlike zippy i cannot eat adp

caveman’s club you to death sauce made with real Arkansas death peppers

33 adp’s 1 ½ cups vinegar , 1 ¼ teaspoon Maine sea salt. 1 teaspoon turbindo sugar yields 6x 50 ml containers of ccytd sauce or 1.2 cups..

There was some waste ,, like when I turned on the blender and the almost boiling vinegar pepper mash exploded out the top of the blender,, I forgot hot stuff in the blender explodes and yes I had my hand and a towel on the top,,,, the kitchen and cupboards are splattered with it ,,, [note to self: Arkansas death peppers , like Japanese knives , do not mix well with adult beverages]
. Some more waste with the vacuum packing process. As this was a first attempt and the ccytds was heated to boiling and put into boiled bottles and vacuum was attempted ///// I would store in the fridge.. the shaker top may clog and need to be removed, I opened the orifice but it may not be enough ,, I really don’t give a flying f_ _k if pours out on your food or not ,, if you are dumb enough to try one drop you can try a bunch..

Now for the story behind the story with your friend
Dr. Obvious….
My f_ _ _ _ _ _ _ kitchen is covered in vinegared death pepper mash. Imagine going to a health club for a steam bath but instead of water the room is filled with vaporized franks hot sauce till it drips off the end of your nose like Emily littela and joyce brothers at the health club on Saturday night live. The splatter on my neck has blistered , my lungs are hacking up mucus. My skin burns on my face and arms, I can barely see.. my lips and nose , thankfully, have gone numb as the nerve endings are rendered forever useless.
My youngest child, who has not spoken to his mother in 2 months, crept out of the house on his hands and knees [like the place was filled with smoke from a fire] and went to study at his mother’ house. All the doors and windows are open and 5 fans are going.
After 3 glasses of wine , I have to pee and I am afraid to touch my **** or even get it out of my pants for fear, it too, will blister .
I will be mailing the sauce to Mr.’s JLockhart29 ,Zippylip and Beanie Bean this week.. in plain brown wrapping without a return address , just like the porn you get in the mail . please delete this e-mail so I do not get found out when you go into convulsions and end up in the hospital .. I believe this is called plausible deniability.
I really have to pee if there is anyone in the immediate area willing to help please show up asap . I have latex gloves if you don’t want to touch it ..

Are you over the experimenting Mark? I think not!

Ross

You people are NUTZ!! Never could understand why anyone would want to put anything painful in their mouth. Much less again and again!

That said... my son is one of you. At least I think he's my son. :blink:

bill,

ROTFLMFAO. Perchance would you send a bottle my way in exchange for something milder? You are too funny man.

Steve

Bill, are you coming to Atlanta?