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Major... Breaking News!!!

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Chubby
Chubby Posts: 2,955
edited November -1 in EggHead Forum
DateLine: March 2, 2009

7:220PM CST

As a result of long, (and sometimes ardeous) negotiations between the GrateMates Corperate Legal Staff and those who represent Mr. Mike Schweitzer...we are pleased to announce the following:

The Ledgend Himself...(aka " The Lawn Ranger") will be making an appearance at the 5'th Annual Oklahoma EggFest in Oklahoma City April 17 and 18!

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Obviously...due to his "Celeberity Status", (and his numerous other contractual obligations), direct access to Mr. Ranger will be somewhat limited, but for those who arrive early...you may just get the chance of a lifetime and shake the hand of a real BBQ Icon!!

Please contact "Chubby", c/o GrateMates World Headquarters for further information on this visit and fee structure information for future Lawn Ranger apperances!

Looking forward to seeing all of you there!

Chubby
I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
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    Chubby,

    How much for an autograph?

    Steve

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • Beli
    Beli Posts: 10,751
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    Chubby

    I want his autographed oilpaint...nothing less.... :woohoo:

    allways loved your motto........

    "I've spent most of my money on good booze and cheap women...the rest, I just wasted"!!

    here it is in spanish:

    "He gastado parte de mi dinero en buen pisto y viejas baratas....lo demás lo he desperdiciado"!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • Lawn Ranger
    Lawn Ranger Posts: 5,467
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    **** :silly:
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    You know Mike;

    You always know just how to make me feel...

    Well..."Special"!!

    Chubby
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • reelgem
    reelgem Posts: 4,256
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    So that's the infamous Lawn Ranger! I've heard sooo much about him. Only good things though. :laugh:
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    Yep...!!

    He's everybody's Sweetie!!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • egret
    egret Posts: 4,170
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    Mike,
    I couldn't agree with you more!! :woohoo: :woohoo:
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  • Lawn Ranger
    Lawn Ranger Posts: 5,467
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    BTW, You misspelled appearances.
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    Well... WFT!!
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • egret
    egret Posts: 4,170
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    Damn, Evans! You can't even get the initials right!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    See how he can get??

    This is what I have to deal with behind the scenes!!!

    That's why I finally had to just let the Lawyers handle the negotations!

    Hell...I even have to provide Green M&M's in the hotel room and Ecru 850 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets!

    Then again...not so unlike the list of demands you had in San Francisco!!

    You know though...you do what you have to, and I'm glad to do it if it means folks will get to personally rub elbows with
    "EggLeberities" like you and Mike!!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    I got them right!!

    I don't know what you're talkin' bout!!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • egret
    egret Posts: 4,170
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    You're one sick puppy........Luv you though, man! Hope to see ya' in OK!!!!
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    I'm there...never you worry!!

    How could I miss it knowing you and your lovely wife would be attending?

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    Somehow..it sounds more sophisticated in Spanish!!

    Thanks!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • mad max beyond eggdome
    mad max beyond eggdome Posts: 8,134
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    obviously, someone else must be paying his way!! ....and i'm sure its not that cheapskate grapeboy!! . ..and to get sharon's permission to go must have taken an act of congress along with negotiations on the part of secretary of state clinton. ..way to go chubby, i knew you had a way with hillary!!!
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    No...

    "I've never had my way with Hillary"..,
    but if that's what it would've taken to get him there...you know I'd have done it/her... in a heartbeat!!

    No place for party politics when it comes to EggFests!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Car Wash Mike
    Car Wash Mike Posts: 11,244
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    Concrete doesn't have extra spices for egrets ribs. :woohoo: Buddy Lawn in OKC. What is next, the Chiefs win the SB?
    They have a live remote, come on. Lets give them an interview like 06 in Hotlanta.

    Mike
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  • mad max beyond eggdome
    mad max beyond eggdome Posts: 8,134
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    glad to know the ethics and morals in houston are a step above those here in the nation's capital!! ... .
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  • Bootleg
    Bootleg Posts: 49
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    You guys crack me up!!! One day I hope to have the pleasure of meeting you!

    Bootleg
    Evans, GA
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    Thanks Max!!

    We're just Patriots at heart here in Cypress..that's all!!

    I know you'd do the same!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    "Concrete doesn't have extra spices for egrets ribs".

    You're right...that's when you may have to roll'em around a little bit!!

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    You know...

    just till they're coated!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Car Wash Mike
    Car Wash Mike Posts: 11,244
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    ROTFLMAO
    I still can't believe you served them up. Hey. Buddy Lawn was there that day as well.

    Mike
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    Yep!!

    This is high powered humor...for sure!!

    Now...(on a serious note),

    I'd be glad to make your acquaintance any time Sir!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    Well..it was that, or deal with the slobering hungry crowds!

    I think I may have mentioned we used "Super Chubky Blues Hog" on those Bones!
    From the looks of it...

    I'm thinkin' they liked'em anyway!!

    Yes... How right you are!!

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    Mike was there...maybe a conspiracy is in the making!!
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Car Wash Mike
    Car Wash Mike Posts: 11,244
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    Hey, you okay on Blues Hog? Let me know. Is Tom coming in? Who is representing the great state of Texas in Iron Egg Chef? LR?

    Mike
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    Were all comming together...

    Me,Tom, Howell White, Kerry (my Neighbor) and the Masked Man!

    I may wear my Tonto Outfit!!
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • Car Wash Mike
    Car Wash Mike Posts: 11,244
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    Let me know about sauce.

    Mike
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  • Chubby
    Chubby Posts: 2,955
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    I'm sure you're welcome to be!!

    Evans
    I spent most of my money on good bourbon, and bad women...the rest, I just wasted!!
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  • BobS
    BobS Posts: 2,485
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    Beli wrote:
    Chubby

    I want his autographed oilpaint...nothing less.... :woohoo:

    allways loved your motto........

    "I've spent most of my money on good booze and cheap women...the rest, I just wasted"!!

    here it is in spanish:

    "He gastado parte de mi dinero en buen pisto y viejas baratas....lo demás lo he desperdiciado"!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Excellent translation!, but I am not entirely sure that "viejas baratas" was what he had in mind with "cheap women". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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