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OT Penalty for stealing an egg?
Car Wash Mike
Posts: 11,244
Large, nest and teal wood for sides?
Mike
Mike
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Your egg was stolen???
THAT SUCKS :S -
i think it is death here in my county!!! if not it should be

i hope you are only asking!!! not really needing to know :unsure:happy eggin
TB
Anderson S.C.
"Life is too short to be diplomatic. A man's friends shouldn't mind what he does or says- and those who are not his friends, well, the hell with them. They don't count."
Tyrus Raymond Cobb
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No seriously it is gone. Per judge's orders, "it had better be there when he picks it up."
Mike -
Over 300.00 is a felony. I would guess the death penalty.
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man my heart is breaking for you :(
really i mean thathappy eggin
TB
Anderson S.C.
"Life is too short to be diplomatic. A man's friends shouldn't mind what he does or says- and those who are not his friends, well, the hell with them. They don't count."
Tyrus Raymond Cobb
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What a terrible thing to happen.....just get all the clues & hope you catch the .......so & so...... can´t be someone living very far.......just my guess.......
Sorry Mike...just read your new post mmmmmm good luck to you
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That sucks buddy. Is that part of what we were talking about? Does it include a wash?? Only can hope I'm wrong or that your on the right side of the wash.
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Come on Mike - you're not very clear about this "crime". The judge comment makes it sound like YOU are actually suspect for not delivering. I hope it's NOT you know who messin with you again!Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time
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Is this part of the soon to be ex saga???
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Oh Ron,
It was at the back deck. Judge told her to leave it there. It is gone. I even know where it is at.
Mike -
Hey Mike, best advice,,, 4'th and long they didn't convert. Time to go on offense. Hope it works out for ya buddy.
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My Ex was ordered to give me back all my cast iron and camping equipment. I got it back, but not before the basement conveniently flooded..
Judge was not happy.. -
Mike,
That's just crapy!!!
Do you think you can get it back?
Kent -
ooh ouch.
well, it's theft at the very least - and violation of a court order for sure.
I know what I would do........ -
Mike,
All my Ex's were good house keepers they each keep one!!!!!!
Ross -
Not sure what the penalty should be but I assume giving away an Egg has some pretty good karma attached
The rest is just money. :( :( -
That sucks. I have been in that situaiton. Not with an egg, but with other property. Some people can be so vendictive it's crazy. You are better than her Mike.
You could have your attorney send her a certified letter reminder her of the judge's order and to "suggest" it be returned to its rightful place. -
No one, but no one should ever remain intact or alive for stealing a mans Egg!
If need be I can have a strike team out there in less than 6 hours for the recovery of the Egg and elimination of the culprit(s).
Just say the word Mike -
i have a blackhawk on standby...
why don't we all chip in 20 bucks, buy him a new egg, and then have him drive over and smash the other one on her front lawned egli avea del cul fatto trombetta -Dante -
Ross
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That's what I like about your sick and twisted mind.
Keep the Blackhawk on stand-by as soon as I hear from Mike I'll roust the squad and we'll be on our way! -
Damn that woman! For you, I have a medium that I would loan you until the above mentioned strike team can perform its assigned engagement.
Bruce -
8500 dollars an hour with crew to sit there with blade spinning. i got it covered for 6 hours. figure two hours stand-by, allow two hours down, two hours back.
bring a sandwich, and there is no in-flight movieed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta -Dante -
Sounds like one in your corner my friend. Not real good to go ticking off the judge in that situation I'd think.
Look at it this way. You'll probably end up with it anyway. Even if you don't. This small item will end up saving you tons in the big scheme of things because of the action/attitudes exhibited by the other party. -
You both should be shot for suggesting the destruction of a poor innocent egg. SHAME ON YOU!!!
Now I think you should strap the ex to a missile and give her some hands-on in-flight nose cone repair experience.. Aim her at my ex please... -
the penalty?
Being BBQ'd on the returned egg! -
sometimes a sacrifice needs to be made. it's got bad voodoo attached to it anyway. a cursed egg is not a good egg.
every time he cooks on it he'd think of how much crap she gave him. don't give her the satisfaction, i say.
but that's just me.
dum enough to spend 700 bucks when i don't need to, just to exorcise imagined demons.ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta -Dante -
How about sneaking over there and loosening the band bolts so that when she raises the lid ceramic meets the gound. THEN make her buy a new one.
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call it closure. i see too many guys whos ex's need something down the road and a soft spot devolpes in the guys heart and he gets to go thru it all again. all you need to do now is remember she took the egg, soft spot gone. my dad lost a team signed redsox ball that he won back in littleleague back 50 or so years ago, an egg aint so bad.fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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