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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660

    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,330
    ^^^
    Took an early ROTC exam, 32 questions, and it was a speed test.  Question #1:  “Carefully read all questions through before beginning”.  Question #2: “Draw three lines under your name at the top.”  (I got this!) …
    Question #6: “If you’re the first person to get to this step, announce in a loud voice “I’m the first person to get to this step!”  (I did) 
    I kept going, obviously leading the class, and soon got to Questions telling me to stand on my chair, beat my fist against the wall, and I was so proud to be ahead of everyone else.  
    .
    . 
    Question #32: “Now that you’ve read all questions as requested in #1, stop, set your pencil down and sit quietly until the end of the test.”  
    Me (in the quietest voice possible):  “Oh, f*ck”
    Half the class, and the Instructor:  dies in uproarious laughter.
    The other half of the class (who had been obediently yelling out “I’m the x-th person to get to this step!”: suddenly quiet, looking around furtively.  
     
    ‘Twas a painful lesson…  :blush:
    "First method of estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."
           - Niccolo Machiavelli

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • dbCooper
    dbCooper Posts: 2,678

    LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413G
    Great Plains, USA
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660

    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660

    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660

    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660

    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,330
    edited November 10
    27 years ago I watched the Big Bang Theory, enjoyed related to the show quite a bit.  It's now popped up on my EweTube Teevee and I'm watching a few episodes I haven't seen before (Life in the Fast Lane!)  One thing I never understood was the theme song's line "The albatross began to drool, we built the Wall", so after extended Internet Research I learned the line is "The autotroph began to drool".  Had to look that one up on Apple Dictionary, it didn't appear, so I tried Googlez and learned an autotroph is a living organism that gets its nutrition from inorganic substances (as in plants and some bacteria (the autotrophs, not the substances)).  
    So I learned something tonight.  
    Halftime should be over now, so I will return to my regularly-scheduled NFL game.  Bang!  
     
    https://youtu.be/YdBpQ2VRxIU?si=VSHKJOLJoHtgQupb
    "First method of estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."
           - Niccolo Machiavelli

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660

    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • zaphod
    zaphod Posts: 1,012

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    Large BGE, Jonesing for a MiniMax
    The Vegegrilltarian

    The first rule of egg club is: you do NOT talk about egg club.
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660

    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 13,630
    ...and you'll get to chill with Maxwell 😂 
    canuckland
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    Canugghead said:
    ...and you'll get to chill with Maxwell 😂 

    federal prison or gated community......

    Signage at the main entrance to Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Texas

    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 7,316
    fishlessman said:
    Canugghead said:
    ...and you'll get to chill with Maxwell 😂 

    federal prison or gated community......

    Signage at the main entrance to Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Texas

    Is there a difference? I bet in the federal camp you can park the bass boat out front.
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    Gulfcoastguy said:
    fishlessman said:
    Canugghead said:
    ...and you'll get to chill with Maxwell 😂 

    federal prison or gated community......

    Signage at the main entrance to Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Texas

    Is there a difference? I bet in the federal camp you can park the bass boat out front.

    that would be cruel and unusual punishment if all they had was bass to fish for
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 7,316
    fishlessman said:
    Gulfcoastguy said:
    fishlessman said:
    Canugghead said:
    ...and you'll get to chill with Maxwell 😂 

    federal prison or gated community......

    Signage at the main entrance to Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Texas

    Is there a difference? I bet in the federal camp you can park the bass boat out front.

    that would be cruel and unusual punishment if all they had was bass to fish for
    Note my handle. But I have seen bass boats after flounder, specks , and reds inside of the islands.
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,330
    Wow, these phishing attempts are getting more and more-cleverly disguised!   :o
     


    "First method of estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."
           - Niccolo Machiavelli

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660
    Resurrection of quite a NSFW video-the F word from the parrot.  
    https://youtu.be/XM8aBESf8EI
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
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