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Friday Night DIY Troll Thread
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It's DIY, so you're saying you suck. I agree.JohnInCarolina said:Probably the worst thing I can say is to point out that this is the worst Friday night forum thread I’ve ever seen. There’s only one good joke so far.
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Video of Nola firing up this thread has leaked:

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
John, more gasoline next time!

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Here's a graphical analogy of the cutting wit John used when he was banned from the forum.

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Here’s Nola on motocross:

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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You're both stupid liberal whinersGreen egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN
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A young Nola skateboarding:

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
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John trying to explain why he wasn't responsible for the wide-spread (pun NOT intended) petting zoo sodomy discovered last year at But Blast II to the park rangers....: John. No time for that.

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Man coming from someone in TN, that really hurts. Especially the stupid part.henapple said:You're both stupid liberal whiners"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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John went hunting for unpainted surfaces last week....

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I snorted bourbon through my nose. Thanks for that...nolaegghead said:John went hunting for unpainted surfaces last week....
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He was hunting those microscopic fractal unpainted surfaces, or some shît. Looks like a win.nolaegghead said:John went hunting for unpainted surfaces last week....
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This. Just, Sucks.
http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-tax-plan-senate-take-home-pay-changes-every-income-level-2017-12/
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How fat are we talking here, like my 600 lb life fat?DMW said:
It is true.nolaegghead said:Dwayne used to be fat, FYI.MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.
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John, making chocolate pots or something. This explains the short hair.
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I'm 5' 6". At my worst I was 231lbs. This morning I was 158lbs, not my best, was down to 148, but stuff. Need to get that worked on. New Year and whatnot.CTMike said:
How fat are we talking here, like my 600 lb life fat?DMW said:
It is true.nolaegghead said:Dwayne used to be fat, FYI.They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
What could possibly go wrong?

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That sounds painful. Preparation H will help with that.DMW said:
I snorted bourbon through my nose. Thanks for that...nolaegghead said:John went hunting for unpainted surfaces last week....
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Don't cross the streams!

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How can I use my Egg to boil water?MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.
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Answer: You cannot. It is impossible.CTMike said:How can I use my Egg to boil water?
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Most of you probably didn’t know that Nola had a one-man show off-off Broadway in his younger years:

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Not even if I use lighter fluid?nolaegghead said:
Answer: You cannot. It is impossible.CTMike said:How can I use my Egg to boil water?MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.
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Try this:

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