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I posted this yesterday on the Big Green Eggers Facebook page yesterday. Part of my self imposed punishment for being a dope is to share my dumb move in order to help others not to make the same mistake I made.
IDIOT ALERT!!! I made a bonehead mistake tonight that I will never live down. Now before I tell you what a stupid mistake I made I need give you a little of my background. I have been "Egging" since 2004, I have 2 large and a small egg. I have made everything from smoked cheese, jerky, smoked sausages, brisket, pulled pork, pizza and many high temp cooks. The fact the I screwed up a pork chop cook bewilders me. I did major yard work today so to save some time I lit my egg and went to take a shower. When I came out the fire in the egg had gone out. I thought what the hell and relit the lump. I checked my Smokeware cap and bottom damper and went inside. 20 minutes later I check on the egg and again no joy on the fire. Now like I said I did major yard work and I admit I was dead tired. I'm looking at my egg and I'm saying to myself WTF is going on. As I'm standing there a light bulb goes off in my head and I start hysterical laughing at what I did. I never removed my Smokeware flat cap that snuffs out the fire. So no chimney venting equals no fire. Lesson learned when tired go through the check list. So for all you Eggers out there, new or old timers you can make stupid mistakes.
IDIOT ALERT!!! I made a bonehead mistake tonight that I will never live down. Now before I tell you what a stupid mistake I made I need give you a little of my background. I have been "Egging" since 2004, I have 2 large and a small egg. I have made everything from smoked cheese, jerky, smoked sausages, brisket, pulled pork, pizza and many high temp cooks. The fact the I screwed up a pork chop cook bewilders me. I did major yard work today so to save some time I lit my egg and went to take a shower. When I came out the fire in the egg had gone out. I thought what the hell and relit the lump. I checked my Smokeware cap and bottom damper and went inside. 20 minutes later I check on the egg and again no joy on the fire. Now like I said I did major yard work and I admit I was dead tired. I'm looking at my egg and I'm saying to myself WTF is going on. As I'm standing there a light bulb goes off in my head and I start hysterical laughing at what I did. I never removed my Smokeware flat cap that snuffs out the fire. So no chimney venting equals no fire. Lesson learned when tired go through the check list. So for all you Eggers out there, new or old timers you can make stupid mistakes.
Everyday is Saturday and tomorrow is always Sunday.
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"Sometimes our biggest mistakes are the simplest ones."
-Captain Edward Smith 1912
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
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Peachtree Corners, GA -
Haha. I hear you. When I was younger and had a few beers in me and I made Mac and Cheese on the stove. 20 minutes later I'm scratching my head why my noodles are still hard. Turns out I never turned on the stove.
Glad to see you posting over here!"The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
Minnesota -
We've all been there. Mine is wondering why the heck the dome temp is only at 100, only to open the lid and nearly singe my eyebrows off. The BGE was at nuclear hot and the thermo had wrapped around."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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JohnInCarolina said:We've all been there. Mine is wondering why the heck the dome temp is only at 100, only to open the lid and nearly singe my eyebrows off. The BGE was at nuclear hot and the thermo had wrapped around.Marshall in Beautiful Fruit Cove, FL.
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No fire when you thought you had it is not as bad as the reversecanuckland
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wish that was the dumbest thing ive done in the last monthfukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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So how'd you screw up the pork chop?Northern Virginia
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ToTheMax said:So how'd you screw up the pork chop?Everyday is Saturday and tomorrow is always Sunday.
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