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I'm DONE w/Head Country - devastating pics

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,723
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    This entire thread is like one big IQ test.  
    I find your istinulation to be verbulently cromulent 
    Christ I hope so.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • berndcrisp
    berndcrisp Posts: 1,166

    When my old rubs get clumpy I think of the MILLIONS of people in the world who have nothing to put such a travesty on.

    God bless the U.S.A. (more now than ever!)

    Hood Stars, Wrist Crowns and Obsession Dobs!


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  • Dobie
    Dobie Posts: 3,458
    Nice legumes you got there. 
    Jacksonville FL
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,723
    Focker said:
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    Uh oh!
    from dizzy's own info:

    "Tightly cap your Dizzy Pig® rubs and store in a cool dark place for longest life. Our rubs may cake and clump with time, especially in humid weather conditions or with age. Our rubs are bottled immediately after grinding, when essential oils — the lifeblood of

    the spices — are released. Using
    pre-ground spices and chemical
    anti caking agents would certainly
    help the blends flow freely from
    the bottle...but we’ve decided to
    keep our products natural to
    assure the freshest flavor. A few
    gentle taps on the table, and
    some shaking usually breaks up
    clumping. For difficult caking
    revive the rub with a quick pulse
    in a small food processor or
    grinder, and return to
    shaker bottle. "


    Sounds like a "garbage can rub" by "one and done" standards. 



    ZERO issues from any of their rubs, and I've tried pretty much their entire lineup.  
    Well they dodged a friggin bullet there.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    One must look past the clumps to see the light.


    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,672
    edited November 2016
    Focker said:
    One must look past the clumps to see the light.


    I'm going to start dumpster diving your house.  Especially if everything you ever come in contact with is tossed at even the inkling of an issue.  I, for one, would have nothing but a cardboard box over my head, at least till it rained and got soggy.  Soggly cardboard is a clear product failure of epic proportions . 

    What do you do if a trash bag gets a hole, or doesn't unfold easily enough?  Toss it?  Toss it in what?  Good lord (not The Lord, just a lord like in the middle ages) I just realized you would throw the whole box out.  Damn, then what?

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • Sardonicus
    Sardonicus Posts: 1,700
    edited November 2016
    JohnInCarolina said:
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    This entire thread is like one big IQ test.  
    I find your istinulation to be verbulently cromulent 
    Christ I hope so.
    Wait, wha . . .  
    Why do you call him "Christ"?  :s

    What are you not telling us? 
    Who knew Christ was so into grammar?!

    "Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and barbecuing."      - George Burns

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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited November 2016
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Focker said:
    One must look past the clumps to see the light.


    I'm going to start dumpster diving your house.  Especially if everything you ever come in contact with is tossed at even the inkling of an issue.  I, for one, would have nothing but a cardboard box over my head, at least till it rained and got soggy.  Soggly cardboard is a clear product failure of epic proportions . 

    What do you do if a trash bag gets a hole, or doesn't unfold easily enough?  Toss it?  Tosd it in what?  Good lord ,  I just realized you would throw the whole box out.  Damn, then what?
    Come on over, but give me a heads up.  I 'll toss in a sixer of unopened Bud cans.

    Maybe I should edit, and zoom in on the Pyrex bowl, sacrificing clump definition?
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited November 2016
    C'mon guys, Tuesday is the new Friday!
    Clump Rubs Matter!
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,672
    Focker said:
    C'mon guys, Tuesday is the new Friday!
    Clump Rubs Matter!
    Clumps suck, especially in mashed potatoes.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • SaintJohnsEgger
    SaintJohnsEgger Posts: 1,826
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Focker said:
    One must look past the clumps to see the light.


    I'm going to start dumpster diving your house.  Especially if everything you ever come in contact with is tossed at even the inkling of an issue.  I, for one, would have nothing but a cardboard box over my head, at least till it rained and got soggy.  Soggly cardboard is a clear product failure of epic proportions . 

    What do you do if a trash bag gets a hole, or doesn't unfold easily enough?  Toss it?  Toss it in what?  Good lord (not The Lord, just a lord like in the middle ages) I just realized you would throw the whole box out.  Damn, then what?
    I'm so confused,  :o
    Marshall in Beautiful Fruit Cove, FL.
    MiniMax 04/17
    Unofficial BGE MiniMax Evangelist
    Facebook Big Green Egg MiniMax Owners Group


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  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,768
    These two are in charge of any and all clumping problems period. 

    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Just given a Mini to add to the herd. 

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,723
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Focker said:
    One must look past the clumps to see the light.


    I'm going to start dumpster diving your house.  Especially if everything you ever come in contact with is tossed at even the inkling of an issue.  I, for one, would have nothing but a cardboard box over my head, at least till it rained and got soggy.  Soggly cardboard is a clear product failure of epic proportions . 

    What do you do if a trash bag gets a hole, or doesn't unfold easily enough?  Toss it?  Toss it in what?  Good lord (not The Lord, just a lord like in the middle ages) I just realized you would throw the whole box out.  Damn, then what?
    I'd like to know what he did with all of those broken condoms.  Maybe we should ask his kids.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • JustineCaseyFeldown
    JustineCaseyFeldown Posts: 867
    That stike is as ugly as I remember 
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,672
    SaintJohnsEgger said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    Focker said:
    One must look past the clumps to see the light.


    I'm going to start dumpster diving your house.  Especially if everything you ever come in contact with is tossed at even the inkling of an issue.  I, for one, would have nothing but a cardboard box over my head, at least till it rained and got soggy.  Soggly cardboard is a clear product failure of epic proportions . 

    What do you do if a trash bag gets a hole, or doesn't unfold easily enough?  Toss it?  Toss it in what?  Good lord (not The Lord, just a lord like in the middle ages) I just realized you would throw the whole box out.  Damn, then what?
    I'm so confused,  :o
    Its code.  It makes sense to me.  Wait, no it doesn't.  I should delete it.  Dang, 1hr window past.  Its here forever.  Foiled again.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    I'm partial to this one I lifted.

    Full steam ahead!
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited November 2016
    Was contemplating a "Clump Will Make America Great Again" haiku contest.

    The word clump should be used at least once.

    Selected winner would get a half used jar of Honey Hog, and a third used jar of Honey Hog Hot...that I added 1/2t of Dave's habanero powder to actually make it hot.  
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

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  • smokeyj
    smokeyj Posts: 340
    I add marshmallow in my rubs and that  keeps them from clumping.
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  • JustineCaseyFeldown
    JustineCaseyFeldown Posts: 867
    I make my own rub. Shrug 

    'cept for a few exotic DP rubs of course
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