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Friday night fights

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  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,458
    I just spit bourbon out of my nose.  Thank you Sir

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    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679
    edited August 2015
    My wife thinks I'm an idiot (I am) cause I'm laughing cause cats are funny. 
    Cats are cut, not funny.  Dogs are funny.  Mice are scary.

    oh yeah, FU.
    See, this whole political thing is coming between us. Cats are funny, dogs are cute. Mice are a pain in the as$. 

    F off
    Carpet bagger!

    I would add something else, but 1/5 of vodka is getting in the way.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    Yo the fire burned the letter without even reading it?
  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    My wife thinks I'm an idiot (I am) cause I'm laughing cause cats are funny. 
    Cats are cut, not funny.  Dogs are funny.  Mice are scary.

    oh yeah, FU.
    See, this whole political thing is coming between us. Cats are funny, dogs are cute. Mice are a pain in the as$. 

    F off
    Carpet bagger!

    I would add something else, but 1/5 of vodka is getting in the way.
    I'm a carpet maker. All you damn Yankees are carpet baggers. 
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679
    edited August 2015
    My wife thinks I'm an idiot (I am) cause I'm laughing cause cats are funny. 
    Cats are cut, not funny.  Dogs are funny.  Mice are scary.

    oh yeah, FU.
    See, this whole political thing is coming between us. Cats are funny, dogs are cute. Mice are a pain in the as$. 

    F off
    Carpet bagger!

    I would add something else, but 1/5 of vodka is getting in the way.
    I'm a carpet maker. All you damn Yankees are carpet baggers. 
    A carpet bagger,
    Is not a carpet maker?
    Either way FU

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Just sayin.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679
    bgebrent said:
    Just sayin.
    Basketball?

    Please, baseball is where it is at.

    (friday night fights, I like this thread ;) )

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 26,457
    RRP said:
    Wowser! What a flash back that topic caused me! I can remember watching Friday night fights (boxing) sponsored by Gillette when I was a spunky 7 year old in 1951 with my Father and uncle on my uncle's tiny and quite snowy black & white 10 inch TV. Thanks! 
    I'll bet you were the "remote control" Ron?
    LOL - since the three of us had to sit about 4 feet from that snowy screen PLUS my uncle spent "a kazillion dollars" for that TV let alone the monster  50 foot antenna outside do you really think that I would be allowed to touch ANYTHING? LOL - Guess I was in awe to even be in the presence of that marvel of mankind!!!
    Re-gasketing the USA one yard at a time 
  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Our Kats
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679
    edited August 2015
    A manly fighter 
    Will do all of his fights
    In a haiku form

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    bgebrent said:
    Our Kats
    Off topic!  They're not fighting. 
  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    @Ozzie_Isaac see definition 2

    car·pet·bag·gerˈkärpətˌbaɡər/nounderogatorya political candidate who seeks election in an area where they have no local connections.historical(in the US) a person from the northern states who went to the South after the Civil War to profit from the Reconstruction.a person perceived as an unscrupulous opportunist."the organization is rife with carpetbaggers"
  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    @Ozzie_Isaac, baseball and football are what entertains us until the most dynamic and exciting sport arrives:  college basketball!!  I understand I'm biased, and don't care!!
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679
    I thought carpet baggers were door to door salesmen.  This forum is a wealth of knowledge.

    @theyolksonyou don't let it go to your head.

    FU

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,936
    @Ozzie_Isaac see definition 2

    car·pet·bag·ger
    ˈkärpətˌbaɡər/
    noun
    derogatory
    1. a political candidate who seeks election in an area where they have no local connections.
      • historical
        (in the US) a person from the northern states who went to the South after the Civil War to profit from the Reconstruction.
      • a person perceived as an unscrupulous opportunist.
        "the organization is rife with carpetbaggers"
    Damn, who does that remind me of...hmmm, just can't think of it, tip of my tongue, damn.  Do they ever move north?  Like to NY?  Is there another name for them if they move, say, from Arkansas to NY?
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    Finally, on topic!
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    Here is a riddle for y'all to ponder:
    What does a enema and a democrat have in common? 


    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • jabam
    jabam Posts: 1,829
    They both expel $hit?
    Central Valley CA     One large egg One chocolate lab "Halle" two chiuahuas "Skittles and PeeWee"
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    jabam said:
    They both expel $hit?
    We have a winner!!

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    Here is another one to ponder. This one is a little more difficult. 
    What do you call a democrat that has been castrated?

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679
    edited August 2015
    SGH said:
    Here is another one to ponder. This one is a little more difficult. 
    What do you call a democrat that has been castrated?
    George Bush?

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    SGH said:
    Here is another one to ponder. This one is a little more difficult. 
    What do you call a democrat that has been castrated?
    George Bush?
    Wrong by miles.

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679

    SGH said:
    Here is another one to ponder. This one is a little more difficult. 
    What do you call a democrat that has been castrated?
    Speaking of that where is Nola at?

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989

    SGH said:
    Here is another one to ponder. This one is a little more difficult. 
    What do you call a democrat that has been castrated?
    Speaking of that where is Nola at?
    That hippy is making sausage. Just hung up the phone with him. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    SGH said:
    Here is another one to ponder. This one is a little more difficult. 
    What do you call a democrat that has been castrated?
    Better than a republican?
    Wrong.

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,679
    SGH said:
    SGH said:
    Here is another one to ponder. This one is a little more difficult. 
    What do you call a democrat that has been castrated?
    George Bush?
    Wrong by miles.
    Better than a republican?

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Wrong by miles, yup!
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga