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O Juju, Who Art Thou?
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Egg Juju
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The question has been asked... Is Juju a BGE employee?
Really? That's the question?
Let me tell you of my Odyssey.
It all began while trying to find a smithy, or if not smithies per se, one otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts to free us from the bonds of metal offset smokers. We were in search of a treasure-- a versatile cooker that is also easy to use. An old blind man told us of our futures. He said we would find a treasure though it would not be the treasure that we seek. He told us to travel the long and perilous road and to fear not the obstacles in our path. We pressed on.
Early promise came when we found a man that owned a horse farm, a forge, and some shoeing impedimenta. He showed us the UDS he had made. The horse he cooked was tasty despite the fact it had started to turn. Perhaps that was because all we had eaten for many years was restaurant Q and some campfire grilled gopher. When he turned us in for a shiny new competition offset we had to r-u-n-n-o-f-t.
Next came a fellow that promised boiled ribs were the way to go. He dropped them in the water just like they were baptized. Delmar was happy with this option. He said all the flavor had been washed away, but at least they were fall off the bone. I, like the state of Mississippi, was a little more hard-nosed on the subject.
Sirens in many forms tried to lead us a stray. We were almost loved up once. The Cyclops was interesting-- appearing to be a friend, but actually we would find he was not. He was endowed with the gift of gab and promised his bullet style smoker would make abundant barbecue. After enjoying a conversational hiatus during gustation, as engaging in both would have been coarse and vulgar, the advanced tutorial made it obvious that it was all about the money.
The real break came, although we didn't realize it at the time, when we came across a camo.. kam... komo... a ceramic cooker. It produced a variety of grilled items and barbecue so tasty that a feller gave us ten dollar 'piece to put some in his can.
In the end those that would lead us astray were ran out of town on a rail. Who ever heard of such a thing... using a forum as a missile. Their true intentions laid bare by their own words. Pappy O'Daniels even made us his brain trust.
That is the end of my hopefully humorous answer to a humorous question.
The short answer.. in the words of Ulysses Everett McGill... I am unaffiliated. I am however pleased that the company is, also in Everett's words, no longer clinging to ridiculous superstitions.
Really? That's the question?
Let me tell you of my Odyssey.
It all began while trying to find a smithy, or if not smithies per se, one otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts to free us from the bonds of metal offset smokers. We were in search of a treasure-- a versatile cooker that is also easy to use. An old blind man told us of our futures. He said we would find a treasure though it would not be the treasure that we seek. He told us to travel the long and perilous road and to fear not the obstacles in our path. We pressed on.
Early promise came when we found a man that owned a horse farm, a forge, and some shoeing impedimenta. He showed us the UDS he had made. The horse he cooked was tasty despite the fact it had started to turn. Perhaps that was because all we had eaten for many years was restaurant Q and some campfire grilled gopher. When he turned us in for a shiny new competition offset we had to r-u-n-n-o-f-t.
Next came a fellow that promised boiled ribs were the way to go. He dropped them in the water just like they were baptized. Delmar was happy with this option. He said all the flavor had been washed away, but at least they were fall off the bone. I, like the state of Mississippi, was a little more hard-nosed on the subject.
Sirens in many forms tried to lead us a stray. We were almost loved up once. The Cyclops was interesting-- appearing to be a friend, but actually we would find he was not. He was endowed with the gift of gab and promised his bullet style smoker would make abundant barbecue. After enjoying a conversational hiatus during gustation, as engaging in both would have been coarse and vulgar, the advanced tutorial made it obvious that it was all about the money.
The real break came, although we didn't realize it at the time, when we came across a camo.. kam... komo... a ceramic cooker. It produced a variety of grilled items and barbecue so tasty that a feller gave us ten dollar 'piece to put some in his can.
In the end those that would lead us astray were ran out of town on a rail. Who ever heard of such a thing... using a forum as a missile. Their true intentions laid bare by their own words. Pappy O'Daniels even made us his brain trust.
That is the end of my hopefully humorous answer to a humorous question.
The short answer.. in the words of Ulysses Everett McGill... I am unaffiliated. I am however pleased that the company is, also in Everett's words, no longer clinging to ridiculous superstitions.
Large and Small BGE * www.quelfood.com
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Is that a yes or a no?
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Difficult Question, may take a while to get answer approved by BGE.Billy
Wilson, NC
Large BGE - WiFi Stoker - Thermapen - 250 Cookbooks -
Even longer to get an answer actually communicated..... :-))The Naked Whiz
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Well... I thought such a ridiculous question deserved an equally ridiculous answer. As I said quite clearly... I am unaffiliated. :-))Large and Small BGE * www.quelfood.com
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I'm sure if the original questioner had thought it was a ridiculous question, he would have included a :-)) in his post.The Naked Whiz
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Oh I am so sorry... there I go having an opinion again. :-)) :-))Large and Small BGE * www.quelfood.com
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Seems to be a common problem around here. :-)) :-)) :-))The Naked Whiz
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I don't think it was a ridiculous question......but it was certainly a ridiculous answer.
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Careful Grillin Guy... According to the Whiz opinions are a problem. :-DLarge and Small BGE * www.quelfood.com
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That's not what NW said.
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Maybe he got his start in vaudeville. He can sure tap dance!...JuJu, that is.
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I think this forum will be a great place to practice a comedy routine.Larry
Aiken, SC. and
Fancy Gap, Va. -
I think this forum will be a great place to practice a comedy routine.
from what i've seen so far, it won't be a great place to practice ANYTHING. except maybe forum design.
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
ok, "quote" didn't work. "most recent" didn't work. keep practicing. or back up a couple of weeks and practice BEFORE you go live.
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients!
MichaelCentral Connecticut -
Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q
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Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q
Testing.....
The Naked Whiz -
Testing again, sort of like recursive testing.Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q
Testing.....
The Naked Whiz -
TNW "Double your pleasure double your fun" B-)Billy
Wilson, NC
Large BGE - WiFi Stoker - Thermapen - 250 Cookbooks -
my test
Testing again, sort of like recursive testing.Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q
Testing..... -
ok so we need a tutorial on quoting. I tried quoting The wiz's quote and its not what I expected to see.
my test
Testing again, sort of like recursive testing.Well it seems that this place has its own "tweev" already! :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-q
Testing.....
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You said "impedimenta" where I think you meant "implementa"...
:-D_____________"Pro-Life" would be twenty students graduating from Sandy Hook next month
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Glad to see someone testing...
In the *real* world this migration/conversion would have terminated the career of several people. -
Indeed, but obviously we are living in a fantasy world. :-))The Naked Whiz
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Fantasy forum that is. Somebody's wet dream.
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