announcing the forum \"W.T.F Award\"

Fidel

Darvocet?

vidalia1

mixed with scotch no doubt....

:silly:

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

as i remind my children: just because YOU don't understand something doesn't mean the other guy is stupid.

(kidding!)

Boilermaker Ben

Ah, but that would fall under the category of trolling, would it not?

Fidel

guilty as charged. jerkwad

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

no. trolling is the original poster asking a provocative question. hijack is when a reply takes the thread in another direction completely unrelated. kind of like what you are doing now, you :laugh:

Rusty Rooster

I meant that Stumpbaby made more sense, I understood most everything he posted & would not want to read one of his with cracked ribs!!

Rascal

R. D. Laing would have fun with this! 8 - )

LImp Brisket

I don't get it, who the hell is James Joyce???

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

i think i prefer to cold smoke. takes a LOT longer to develop any color or flavor from the smoke, but i prefer the bacon being cured but otherwise still 'raw' (uncooked, more accurately).

the losers i shared it with were too drunk to tell the difference. :laugh:

ruhlman actually suggests hot smoking. Alton Brown goes cold. ..and maybe i imagined it, but i always thought bacon was traditionally cold smoked

Boilermaker Ben

correct on both counts

EDIT- oops, misread the thread tree, and thought that was directed at me. Darned flat view.

Rascal

I think he was related to Joyce Kilmer...

Photo Egg

Fidel

He's this old-timey writer from Germany or something that all the want-to-be intellectuals act like they enjoy reading.

You can get more enjoyment just reading all the G entries in a Texas phone book.

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

look, i told you via email that i am not going to reply to you. you have been hounding me offline and online for a year or so with you "wit" and "wanna play G.I. Joes?". haven't you gotten the hint?

your whole uncomfortable standing-too-close thing and making jokes about my pajama bottoms being "too roomy up front" and your play-acting "oops i slipped" on the boat and just 'accidentally' tripping into me with your hands out in front as if to stop your fall... well. that's just psychotic.

just. stay. away.
or call my cell. that's the best way to reach me.

Photo Egg

I hope you tag the whole "Loney Royal Family"...
Very funny post.
Thank you.

kmellecker

Very good!!

Boilermaker Ben

OFF TOPIC! :ermm:

Fidel

Seems like you have a short memory. Let's try and recall who tried to pee on whom. And that time when zippy was under the deck doesn't count.

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

nice google-prod!

( a term i hereby claim to have invented this very moment, let the record show)

JerseyEgger

After reading this something weird happened to my head

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

self-proclaiming oneself a king is almost certainly WTF-worthy :laugh:

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

you spent all weekend asking me to, i just gave in.

vidalia1

Dude you look a lot like Guy Fieri....

:silly: :cheer: :woohoo:

Boilermaker Ben

Stike should put the aforementioned clownbag on the WTF award pin...the Jerry West of WTFdom.

Carolina Q

well, there goes the pizza dude.

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

zippy? zippy is more of a queen.

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

One headline that would single handedly fix the Food Network:

"Emeril and Guy Fieri caught in Love Nest with the Neeleys, Contracts Terminated"

cookn biker

easy buddy.....

Wise One

Come now. The Neeleys are entirely too sweet for that.