You just might be too fond of your egg if....

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You continue to cook on it every night even tho your refrigerator is full of leftovers.[p]The butcher at your local meat market who you didn't ever know prior to your egg purchase a month ago now knows not only you but the names of wife, children and family pets.[p]there is no room for your dishes because your cabinets are overflowing with an assortment of spices who's total cost would equal the national debt.[p]Your coworkers ask about your family and you quickly turn the conversation to your egg.[p]every store you enter no matter what they sell you look for the charcoal section......and can spend hours looking even tho they carry only five products.[p]and last but not not least...your beautiful wife returns after being away for a week to a family reunion,dresses in her sexiest nightgown,her hair perfectly combed and her makeup applied to perfection and says in the sexiest way possible " I know what you want and your about get it" and you hold your breath and your heart leaps with joy as you think to yourself "OMG, she must have bought me a BBQ guru"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spring Chicken

tennsooner,
I think you nailed it.[p]Spring Chicken

tach18k

tennsooner, a few more..
you go to the barber to get a hair cut only to get the smell out.
you DID get the egg from your wife!

Lawn Ranger

tennsooner,
I represent that remark.[p]Mike