snow-pocalypse? snow-mageddon?

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

Does anyone care about language, and fitting frikkin syllables together in a way that actually works??

If you're going to jump into hyperbole, you might as well spend the effort to craft something, rather than sneeze out an inelegant bundle of grunts.

So, you simpleton "news"casters, how about simply "Stormageddon"? sheesh. it's three letters different than "armageddon" for crine-out-loud, and actually uses the 'm'.

or, if you must "Snopocalypse". ditch the "w", we know what you mean already.

what would you people do without me?
i mean, sheesh.

(sarcasm, by the way)

Boilermaker Ben

With DC innundated, I'm sure we'll find out in a few weeks what some of our government officials did to pass the time while they were snowed-in, prompting...SNOWTERGATE!

CBBQ

Perhaps a vacation is in order? Or needed?