Puzzling

Grandpas Grub

I need to get a firm grasp on the situation. Let's see if I have this right…

If you cross the north Korean border illegally:
You get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally:
You are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the afghan border illegally:
You get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally:
You will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally:
You may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally:
You will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally:
You will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the U.S. Border illegally:
You get

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• A job, drivers license, social security card, welfare, food stamps, credit cards,
Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care,
• A lobbyist in Washington, billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
• The right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect and
• In many instances, you can vote.

And the U.S. is such a horrible country.

GG

TNmike

GG, I don't understand it either. Mike

RVH

Don't forget that if you cross into Mexico at their southern border illegally, they just toss your (robbed) body back over the line.

Grandpas Grub

 
Hay, Bonus! Free return trip. :laugh:

GG

hornhonk

Let's have an Eggfest in Juarez! :woohoo:

RVH

Grandpas Grub wrote:

 
Hay, Bonus! Free return trip. :laugh:

GG

Kent, I just now saw this. Sometimes you really crack me up! :laugh:

Grandpas Grub

Kent