Five Rules for Men

Wise One

My niece sent me this. I thought I'd see how much traffic the Off-Topic Forum gets.

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

Car Wash Mike

To funny Bill. Poor #3. Is there such a thing?

Mike

RRP

Mike, no good interviews lately?

Car Wash Mike

I honestly thought I was done with that. Oh well, never trust anyone that cheats.
Mike

Ripnem

Now I know your a wise one.