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StumpBaby
StumpBaby Posts: 320
edited November -1 in EggHead Forum

Man alive....[p]First she agrees to date me (minor miracle number one)
Then she agrees to marry me (minor miracle number two)
Then she agrees to have kids together (minor miracle number three)
Now..she goes and gets me a small egg for Christmas (minor miracle number four)[p]
Wahooo...that's right..wonderful Mrs. Stump..surprised me with a shiny new small BGE for Christmas...the Stumps egg family has swelled (insert own dirty joke here...I can't..I'm still in shock) to twice it's size...[p]Man alive..who woulda thunk that a mere Stump..coulda..been so fortunate to find somebody so...wonderful and thoughful...[p]StumpBaby
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  • CampCook
    CampCook Posts: 157
    StumpBaby,
    Merry Christmas and congratulations. (I'll skip with the jokes -- for the moment)
    Happy cooking (almost said "happy smoking" but some might have seen unfortunate and ironic humor in that)
    Enjoy egg too.
    Dave
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  • mad max beyond eggdome
    mad max beyond eggdome Posts: 8,134
    StumpBaby,
    i'll bet o'l beulah had to spread those big hairy celulite thighs awful wide to pass something the size of a small egg!! LOL[p]congrats on your new toy, i know you will use it well. . .you must be awfully deserving (or she is looking for any excuse to keep you out back in the yard with the old rusty cars). . .[p]merry christmas. . i'm sure once you recover we'll get a story. .. [p]max
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  • WessB
    WessB Posts: 6,937
    StumpBaby,
    Well I`ll be dipped in.....well, thats another story..LOL...Congrats on all accounts..your gonna love that small, I prolly use my small more than any other of my eggs.[p]Wess
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  • Hammer
    Hammer Posts: 1,001
    StumpBaby,
    Congratulations on the new Egg! You must be doing something right. Tell Mrs. Sump and the family that I wish them the best of everything. Stump, What did you name the new addition to the family?
    Hammer

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  • Sundown
    Sundown Posts: 2,980
    StumpBaby,
    <First she agrees to date me (minor miracle number one)>
    Musta been the giant cranium plus she was starting work on a degree in social work and needed a subject to study.
    <Then she agrees to marry me (minor miracle number two)>
    Hoping for something else giant? Got attached to her subject?
    <Then she agrees to have kids together (minor miracle number three)> Starting on her PHD in abnormal psychology and wants to be able to directly tie the two of you together with a side study in cross breeding.
    <Now...she goes and gets me a small egg for Christmas (minor miracle number four)> She’s found something that keeps you occupied and happy, and just maybe, she really loves you!

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  • Unknown
    Unknown
    StumpBaby,
    Stump, just think of all the "through the week" small cooks now...ABT's, hot wings. We had two hugh pans of lasagna yesterday, but I bet you could even prepare stuff one night and cook in egg next night in no more than 45 min...even the large pan of only cooked in egg 45 min. The list is endless, we cooked fish in the small with BGE spice and my Mom took some home and my Brother got hold of it and said "all I want to know is ...what did he do to it and when is he going to fix it again". I bet I wind up cooking of the small 3 week nights every week ... enjoy you too StumpBaby...
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