I like big Butts!!

RU Eggsperienced

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other Eggin folks can't deny
That when a dude walks in with a piggy piggy butt
And a smoked thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull the butt
'Cause you notice that butt was smoked
Deep in the BGE she was found
And I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh piggie, I wanna eat you now
And take your picture
My eggin friends tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes you so hungreee
Ooh, Rump-o' n' crusty-skin
You say you wanna get into my Bun?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average Q
I've seen them smokin'
To heck with grillin'
She's smoky, and so moist,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' restaurant butts are the thing
Take the average eggin man and ask him that
Pok butts gotta pack my lunch
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your Egger got the butt? (Oh yeah!)
Tell 'em to smoke it! (Egg it!) rub it! (Egg it!)
Egg that big Pork butt!
Baby got back!

OK - got a little carried away in my email to my college friends coming to my house this 4th weekend. Thought I had to share the eggsperience with those that really appreciate it.

porterhouse64

:woohoo:

Nice ode to the butt

Hoss

I don't wanna steal your line! :evil:

Panhandle Smoker

Now you need sing it on video and put it on you tube. :laugh:

AnnaG

Thanks Hoss!

Hoss

only you can do it correctly!

Hoss

:woohoo: :laugh:

AnnaG

I keep hearing that song in my head, but I like your version... Hee hee...