BGE phrases that sound durty, but ain't...

stike

"Do you want to rub the butt, or shall I?"
"Well, I propose we do this low and slow...."
"Let's try this direct, but with the extender."
"Shall we use two probes, or just the one?"
"I have no trouble getting this thing to go all night, though most times I sleep right through it."
"Do you have a mini, small, medium, or large?"
"I like to allow an hour and a half per pound"[p]

BlueSmoke

stike,
How about:[p]"You better have a full load if you're going for 18 hours."
"Don't you think you need a drip pan?"
"Working indirect will keep drips from catching fire."
"You gonna stuff that, or just do it as is?"[p]Ken

Grumpa

<p />BlueSmoke,[p]I still think the all time winner is djm's Duck parts the lower right hand corner.... A picture is worth 1000 words :~)[p]

djm5x9

Bob:[p]Yes, there are some Ducks missing some Drakes . . .
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Unknown

stike,[p]How about "We begin by inserting a beer can"

stike

GuidoSmoke,
or
"first, bone the chicken"

Car Wash Mike

stike,
I like it rubbed on only 1 side.
Extra virgin oilive oil goes on all my meat.[p]CWM