How to tell if you are fat

Chef in the Making

I was driving with my, soon to be, five year old grandson and he begins to tell me he can run faster then me. I said how do you know. He promptly replies because you are fat granddad. I said why am I fat. He then promply replies because your belly sticks out. He shows me by pulling his shirt out from his stomack and goes like this.
I will fix him no more McDonalds for him.

they do speak the truth

Kokeman

My six year old tells me all the time.

truth hurts

Kokeman

Another way is if your eating oreos while reading the forum.
I guess im fat :(