4:14 AM Forum Check

Spring Chicken

Good morning Eggheads, Eggspecially those who are thinking more and bigger Eggs would be a good thing for the future.

Plumbing alert went off for the second time since mid-dark, so this time I decided to follow my usual duty routine, after de-pressurizing the plumbing system of course.

First of all, I have to traverse lightly about the abode because we still have DNA duplicates about. They are recharging at the moment and apparently are not hampered with plumbing issues. Even so, they have a canine member that is sensitive to the slightest sounds. So there is a strong need for stealth and noise abatement. So far I have been both stealthy and noise-abated.

I took the time to check the illuminary in the refrigeration unit. It took a bit of searching because the inventory of excess consumables has grown considerably and is now blocking light emissions from the illuminary. After some anxious base time periods I was able to confirm its operation.

I checked perimeter security via the external viewing portal and found nothing to indicate anything was amiss. However, I reminded Deputy Larry Ropa to be more vigilant and to spend less time sitting on his down. Apparently he is taking this 'retirement' thing seriously. Thus, I need to make a decision on re-activating Rodney Dangerbird. "I'll think about it tomorrow," as Scarlett O'Hara is fond of saying.

Finally, I moved into the Ranch Communications Center and read a few Eggent's reports. There has been a noticeable de-numberization in the reports now that the 'Day of the Turkey' has passed. But I must say there was definitely an abundance of reports from Eggents (many with pictorial stimulation) of successes in their home-based culinary attempts during the previous light/dark periods. Some Eggents have expressed the need to requisition larger or additional Egg Shaped warming devices which, as all Eggents know, is the weapon of choice for our taking over this planet. I suspect they will attempt to obtain said warming devices prior to the upcoming culinary repeat performance period. As Martha would say, "That's a good thing."

I took the liberty to mathematically accumulate the active Egghead participants on the Forum and found there are 8 Members and 87 Guests on board but not all are in a chatty mood. I believe I can stealthy return to my recharging station and leave the Forum in their care.

Say goodnight Leroy.

Spring "In Stealth, Even I Can't See Or Hear Me" Chicken
Spring Texas USA