2:38 AM Forum Check

Spring Chicken

Good morning Eggheads, Upover and Downunder, and those with ceramic shortcomings wherever you may be.

Second plumbing issue within three time units. Both dangerously close to reaching critical mass before warnings were issued. Fortunately, I was sufficiently charged to properly function and managed to initiate fail-safe systems in time to avoid an environmental disaster. Hopefully, this challenge will not re-materialize before dawn makes a little crack.

My programming was temporarily disrupted because of the aforementioned plumbing problems but I was able to continue my duties by referring to my always handy clipboard, a rather ancient and extremely awkward PDA backup system developed for those with a serious need for visual data reminderfication or cerebral stimulation in order to carry out their mission. At this moment that would include me. The methodology behind the clipboard employs the use of a flattened object with a forcibly operated mechanical pinching device located at the upper end. This 'pincher' if you will, holds in its grasp one or more objects purposely made from emulsified cellulose fibers that were transformed into a flattened material suitable for marking upon through use of other devices designed for such. The flattened material is then marked upon by those familiar with the process and with my duties, and then are attached (clipped) to said "clipboard" in a multi-layered format containing all such information necessary to my duties. The device apparently operates without power of any sort, testament to the ingenuity of its creators. Significant training is required for its use.

Armed with my clipboard I managed to carry out my other assignments, the confirmation of the refrigeration illuminator's functionability and a visual perimeter security check. All are up to expectations.

I then moved to the communications center where a small number of Eggents had gathered electronically to discuss issues of importance. There were 10 Members and 62 Guests in all, but not all were in a chatty mood. After a few moments I could feel my power draining and made a management decision to return to the carbon unit recharging station.

Say goodnight Leroy.

Spring "Completely Drained" Chicken
Spring Texas USA

JLOCKHART29

I am soon to join you Chicken. The old graveyard is bad enough but when there is only three a shift and on calls in "sick" and cant get any one else to come in as a replacement; makes for a looong nite! :pinch: Fortuantly a small tiqula sunrise is taking the edge off the evening. Sleep well.

bubba tim

If you are pouring, make mine a bloddymary. I wish Pat was awake! He make the best ones! :woohoo:

FlaPoolman

Here's the receipe Tim.



INGREDIENTS:
1 Quart Motts Clamato Juice
10 Ozs 80 Proof Vodka or gin
1-2 Bottle Caps Lemon Juice Concentrate (Use Cap off
Bottle)
2 Glugs Worcestershire Sauce (Turn Bottle Up and it will say
GLUG)
5 Shakes Tabasco Sauce
10 Shakes Celery Salt (Hold Jar and Pat Bottom For 1 Shake)
10 Shakes Celery Seed (Hold Jar and Pat BottomFor 1 Shake)
20-25 Twists Course Ground Black Pepper, Pepper Grinder
If fresh from pepper mix +/- 1/2 Teaspoon--If from Shaker or
Can, Make a coating on top of liquid 2 1/2"-3" Diameter.
Procedure:
This needs to be made at least 3 days in advance.
Mix all in a pitcher-ONE BATCH- at a time. Stir with a wooden spoon, with slots if
available,. This mixture is ready to serve over ice at once, but if refrigerated overnight it
sharpens the taste and hotness.

fregg

Us Canucks call them a Bloody Caeser