3:49 AM Forum Check

Spring Chicken

Good morning Eggheads and heads pointed in the wrong direction.

Yes! Plumbing 'challenge.' Second time. Don't know what's got into me. Unless it's drinking all that 'pop with foam on top' left over from the Coop Party. Sure was good though. But I took to vertical and found my way to the facility maintenance department where the pressure was relieved unceremoniously, thereby saving the planet from yet another disaster. I took the liberty of letting off a little steam while I was at it. Hopefully, this action will prevent additional 'emergencies' until dawn makes a little crack.

I then made my way to the food preparation area to check the refrigeration lamp. That's short for 'illuminator.' It was working to specs so I don't have to resort to alternative chilling methods.

Then over to the external viewing portal where I saw no evidence of fowl-play as I occasionally did when Rodney Dangerbird was frolicking with Ms. Mona. Those times are long passed and now Rodney just stands there performing his duties as a statue. Ms. Mona, meanwhile, has some competition for the position of 'Ranch Beauty.' It seems that Virginia (real name unknown), arrived at the Coop Party with Susan Egglaine and Teresa, and decided to stay. She is striking in her beauty and dressed as if she knew all along that The Chicken Ranch was where she was meant to be. She was tired and decided to roost up on the Coop refrigeration unit, ironically near her closest beauty competitor, Ms. Mona. I thought there might be a ruckus but it looks like they may be becoming good friends. That's good, especially now that Rodney is unable to fluff Ms. Mona's feathers ever again. In as much as Ranch protocol requires the use of an alias to work here it will be necessary for 'Virginia' to obtain an appropriate 'handle.' Perhaps during the morrow I will post an image of her so that suggestions may be submitted for consideration. Meanwhile, she is simply 'Virginia' because of her last residency. Oh yea, and there's no evidence of matrimony or even age but we suspect that she, let's say, 'has been around.' Know what I mean Vern?

Then off to the communications center where Luvs to shoot clay is one of only a few actually reporting. He fired off a round to a recent Coop Party guest mentioning a shoot'em up place in Bee Cave, Texas, a remote outpost west of here. There's also PorchEgg, Rascal and JLockhart29 talking it up with Luvs to shoot clay. Other than that there is hardly any other activity among the 7 Members and 23 Guests hanging around looking for some Eggcitement during the dark period. With that I will consider my duties done and return to the recharging station.

Say goodnight Leroy.

Spring "Retirement Money Going Down, Down, Down Into A Ring Of Fire" Chicken
Spring Texas USA