OT: duck walks into a bar

RRP

A duck walks into a bar and asks: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No, we have no bread.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No, we haven't got any bread!'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says:: 'No, are you deaf?! We haven't got
any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail
your beak to the bar you irritating twit!'
Duck says: 'Got any nails?'
Bartender says : 'No'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?


(I can't believe I laughed )

Grandpas Grub

"(I can't believe I laughed )"

Me too!

Cute.

GG

egret

Good Lord, Ron!! :silly: :woohoo:

bubba tim

Funny, but if you are that bored, cook a brisket... :cheer: :cheer:

Richard Fl

Egret:Your crazy duck probably wanted grape juice. LOL

RRP

guilty as charged...lame and slightly bored after finishing the AARP Bulletin :pinch: and waiting to egg a big ol' chunk of prime rib tonight in a steady downpour!

Fossil Frank

I laughed too. I guess ,on some level, it's pretty darn funny. :P
Frank

Unknown

1) a neutron walks into a bar
asks the bartender: "how much for a beer"
bartender says "for you, no charge"



2) a proton walks into a black hole




(from WSJ last week)