OT- 401-Keg Plan

Grandpas Grub

Retirement Plan Investment Tip for those working on their Retirement.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.


With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan

GG

AZRP

-RP

Weekend Warrior

Shhhhhh! :ohmy: You'll increase the volume to the recyclers and drive down the $$$/lb. :laugh:

Egglicious

sounds like a great plan, do I need a broker to sign me up. What would he charge, five beers for everyone I get???




js

fishlessman

why didnt my 401 account manager tell me that beer was sold in cans

Ross in Ventura

Kent,
HEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ross

bubba tim

Darn, I a Gin Guy! :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

Bevo

No, actually he will charge you 2% of every beer you buy and 20% of every beer you drink. This is standard for beer-hedge funds.

Regards,

Gunnar

:laugh: Thanks for sharing, I had to push that one out via email.

Susan Egglaine

I am forwarding this to my advisor!! :laugh: :laugh:
Thanks for the tip.

Eggscaper

I'll drink to that and at the same time add to my retirement. By the way what was that baste on a 12 pack a week or maybe a case a week.

Doug
Dallas,Ga. :S :S :S

Grandpas Grub

I think you should manage this fund.

You could do it between fishin trips at the camp.

GG

Jeffersonian

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Not to mention that you'll have a hell of a lot more fun in the meantime.