Flat iron and corn.

Car Wash Mike

Chilled the corn in ice water, cooked. Wrapped in foil with butter/Raging River.
Flat iron speaks for itself. Dang, great pice of meat if cooked and cut correctly.


Mike

BENTE

looks great mike!!!

i have yet to do the corn out of the husk... mostly because i am lazy... it is so easy to peel after it is cooked... maybe i will try some of the frozen ears like that

Car Wash Mike

This was chilled in ice water in the husk. :ohmy: Cooked 30 minutes, husk pulled away very easy. Butter/Raging River in the foil.

Mike

Little Steven

CWM,

If you had posted that pic last night I would have caught a redeye to your house. Awesome. I've been doing corn the same way. Comes out really sweet.

Steve

Smokey

That does look good!! Must have missed my invitation for diner.

BENTE

ok i was confused.......imagin that :blink:

Car Wash Mike

Does it ever. Can't wait for the real sweet corn coming out. :woohoo:

Mike

Car Wash Mike

You're having way to much fun on your own.

Mike

Car Wash Mike

Wait till that little girl turns 16. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Mike

BENTE

well the boy will be 16 in 5 years so maybe he will lessen the blow a little. i hope :blink:

although i will take the oppertunity to brag on him.. last night he and two of his friends put the tent up in the back yard. i told him it was his turn to do it by himself. i sat out there and egged some wings and watched he was giving orders to his friends on what they were supposed to do to help him. they did it all by themselves i almost teared up


but from what everyone has told me teenage girls are a totally diffrent animal than teenage boys

Beanie-Bean

Mike,

That is one of my favorite cuts--did some last weekend, and I still can't get over how good the cut is coming from that part of the cow! I'll have to try your corn recipe, too.

Thanks!

Car Wash Mike

Leadership skills, always comes in handy. Nice work by the youngin.
When I got Kaleigh, I always said, you can date after you get married. :woohoo: I think it is a good rule. :woohoo:

Mike

Little Steven

Really! Let's hope there is some. Ya might be importing Canadian with the weather down there.

Car Wash Mike

Mike it is really amazing to me how tender and full of beef flavor it has. I'm down to 5 out of a case of 16. Split a case with a friend that never had one.

Mike

BENTE

that is great i keep hoping to get one of those updates you used to do over at the old forum.. maybe when the switch comes you can give us one of those kinda like a home warming present

Car Wash Mike

Olathe sweet corn festival in Colorado. They never disapoint.
http://www.olathesweetcornfest.com/
Mike
Hope the link works.

Big'un

That looks great!

Little Steven

CWM,

We have rules in our house

Rule 1:

All boys are pigs.

Rule 2:

Don't make daddy go to jail.



Steve

Car Wash Mike

You have the best sig line. Thanks.

Mike

Car Wash Mike

HAHAHAHA.
Good rules.

Mike

Little Steven

CWM,

I've been drilling her on the Rules since she was two.

Steve

Fidel

I have those memorized. Along with this:

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY mos________________ DRIVERS LICENSE mos_______________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
____________________________________________________________________

____________________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________


REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ___________________________________________________

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

______________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:

______________________________________________________________

The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

______________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write
(since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will
be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)

To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.


Daddy's Rules for Dating
Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy) :

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge . Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Little Steven

Fidel,

I am LMFAO. However I need to do some re-training after becoming familiar with your Rules.
3 boys, 24, 20 and 18. Not any kind of problem. 10 year old girl OMG. Fortunately the brothers will save me from chewing on some poor adolescent's jugular vein.

Stteve

Car Wash Mike

To funny Rod. How did any of us misfits get married with these kind of rules?

Mike

Little Steven

CWM,

We were boys. As the old saying goes "if your kid is a boy you only have to worry about one X in town. If it is a girl you have to worry about every X in town"

Steve

JimF

The rules were made because we remember what we were like as teenage boys. :ohmy: