2:43 AM Forum Check

Spring Chicken

Man... I was buried about a foot down in that numbers bed and purrrrring like a kitty. All of a sudden the plumbing alarm went off and I hit the floor at a full trot headed north through the laundry tunnel, past the entertainment center, around the corner at the adult beverage mini bar, across the hall and into the facility maintenance room. Just in time... The hose was just about to blow but I quickly and expertly activated the manual override valve, thereby diverting what turned out to be an excess of bio-liquid and thereby saving the day, or night as in this instance. You would think that with all the potential for a major plumbing disaster, not to mention a wealth of data and a mountain of experience, HQ would spring for some carbon unit upgrades. But they keep telling me to hang in there.

Now fully awake but not quiet fully charged, I proceeded to the food preparation area to check the refrigeration illuminator as defined in my General Orders. It was on and performing flawlessly in spite of the dead critter body parts and other stuff contained therein.

Rodney dangerbird shot me the bird knowing full well that for me to reply would not only cause me immediate pain, possibly followed by the popp'n of one or more stitches and loss of red fluid. Then he just crowed and crowed, thinking it was funny. If he wasn't such a hard shelled booger he might find himself returning to the inside of an Egg. I'll just crow with him for the moment, 'cause he is a good security guard.

No need to look for the box from Nigeria. I've decided that the Irish Lottery money will be sufficient to meet my needs for the immediate future. I received notification from them recently that I had won a large amount in the contest. That's great! I didn't even have to enter to win. And being of Irish/Scotch ancestry I'm certain they will speed up the promised delivery of my winnings. Oddly, they also want an up front processing fee, but if I pay it within the next five days I can be exempted from paying the Irish Taxes. Once again I suggested that they remove a sufficient amount of funds to cover everything and send me the remainder. No can do. Irish law prohibits such an action. The call it "The Robbing Peter To Pay Paul" statute. At least now I have a name to call (Peter) to explain that although I have a genetic connection to the Irish, I am a good person and not prone to robbing anyone, much less my cousins, no matter how far removed. I will keep you advised on the progress of this quest.

Meanwhile, the Forum is very quiet with only 3 Members and 198 Guests catching up on the chat chit of the day.

Time to return to the recharging station.

Say goodnight Leroy.

Spring "Uncocked And Unloaded" Chicken
Spring Texas USA